The 2 comics I miss the most are George Carlin & Phil Hartman

[spiderpig]

Mr. pig & I quote Carlin almost daily.

Hartman's passing was so tragic. Here's my favorite character of his:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4101/saturday-night-live-cooking-with-the-anal-rententive-chef

[orleans]

1. "frisbeetarianism

is the belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck"
--george carlin

[spiderpig]

2. When we're scrounging around in the fridge and find something that's been there awhile...

"Is it meat or is it cake?"

Also:

"Never drive behind someone wearing a hat"

[SCantiGOP]

3. one of my favorites

posted this a while back in 'humor':

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.”

George Carlin. RIP Sir.

[WillParkinson]

6. I had never heard that...

I love the philosophy!

[Initech]

4. This is probably my all time favorite Carlin bit:

[KamaAina]

5. Carlin was less a comic than a "stand-up philosopher"

as Mel Brooks put it in "History of the World, Part 2".

"You have owners!"