Fill in the blank: It would be awesome if ____________ made you lose weight!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Biscuits and gravy! 😋

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Pecan pie.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. 😋

[Glamrock]

2. Weed?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

41. It will if you forgo the forty pound bag of Doritos!

[Scurrilous]

3. Weed!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

42. See above!

[Shrek]

4. Male pattern baldness and an enormous prostate n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

45. No kidding! 😏

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. My awesome Spaghetti Sauce and Meatballs

Nothing low cal in the way I cook Italian.

[TEB]

7. I love it

[ProudMNDemocrat]

10. I am part Italian.

My Italian Grandmother was a terrific cook. Even she did not eat in Italian restaurants. I am fussy when it comes to Italian eateries as well.

[smirkymonkey]

37. Same here!

My father's family came from Italy and they made the most amazing food! They had a huge garden so there were a lot of great vegetable dishes and the most wonderful marinara sauce I have ever had. We have all tried to replicate it, but haven't quite been able to do it exactly the way they did. Still we are able to make much better sauces than you would find in most restaurants.

I have never had better Italian food in a restaurant than I have had at home. They just don't use premium ingredients and they don't take the time to do it well. There is nothing better than home cooked Italian food!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

46. I need some! 😋

[yellowdogintexas]

6. Chocolate nt

[Ohiogal]

33. Yep - hands down, chocolate!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

47. No question! 😋

[Zoonart]

8. Agrivation.

[sarge43]

9. Chocolate

[lisa58]

11. Menopause

[ProudMNDemocrat]

53. Menopause put 20 pounds on me....

Went back to Weight Watchers to re-earn my Lifetime member benefits 6 years ago and have been below goal now for 5 years. I had to cut out all complex carbs and Dairy. I have never felt better. Down a total of 56 pounds.

[lisa58]

56. That's amazing!

I haven’t had carbs in years or dairy- started working out differently and seeing some results- don’t want to know my weight 😉

[flor-de-jasmim]

12. cheesecake!

[Arkansas Granny]

13. Posting on DU

We'd all be trim and slim, no? 😉

[Lochloosa]

14. Ribeye. I just ate one.

[TruckFump]

15. CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TreasonousBastard]

16. Masturbation

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Everyone would be very thin.

[jberryhill]

19. Wait. It doesn't do that?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. How thin are you?

[Ron Obvious]

43. I'm pretty sure that does burn calories

But probably not enough to matter, especially when lying down.

[Croney]

18. Hating the orange blob.

[dameatball]

20. Reading posts on the internet while sitting still and snacking

[Kali]

39. ...

[Phoenix61]

22. Beer!!!! nt

[Tobin S.]

62. That's my answer, too.

[Major Nikon]

23. Whiskey

[trof]

24. Peanut butter and chocolate ice cream. Recipe:

Melt about a 1/2 cup of peanut butter in the micro.
About 20 seconds?

Pour over three good sized scoops of chocolate ice cream.
It will begin to re-solidify when it hits the cold.

Ambrosia.

[Submariner]

44. trof Three Scoops vs Donnie Two Scoops

Congratulations. Your mob name is much better with the addition of that melted peanut butter.

[OregonBlue]

25. Reading

[Ferrets are Cool]

26. Pasta

[Freddie]

27. Pretzels and good dark chocolate

Together or separately.

[Laffy Kat]

28. Bingeing on Netflix or Youtube.

I'm addicted and I should be doing other stuff!

[blm]

29. Baked brie

[dchill]

30. Eating.

[DBoon]

31. rum based cocktails

nt

[AJT]

32. Hating humpty drumpty.

I would have an eating disorder by now....

[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

34. Sex. 20 year olds would be skin & bones would start to put on a few pounds in their...

thirtys.. and by 60 most would be fat again.

HA!

[JDC]

35. Pizza

[trueblue2007]

36. my heart medicine

[A HERETIC I AM]

38. Trump telling lies

AKA speaking

[Initech]

48. Pizza and beer!!!!!

[ProudLib72]

49. Petting dogs

We know it's good for you, but does it make you lose weight?

[kairos12]

50. Krispy Kreme

[littlemissmartypants]

51. Naps. nt

[Polly Hennessey]

52. French Fries

[IcyPeas]

54. watching TV

[Skittles]

55. Cheetos Puffs

[IrishEyes]

57. Voting, Nachos, Reading and Outrage

If voting made you lose weight, everyone would vote.

Nachos are the greatest food ever. If they made me lose weight, I would be a happy lady.

[backtoblue]

58. Sleeping

[NNadir]

59. Studying Unami phonology...

[TexasBushwhacker]

60. Ice Cream n/t

[Flaleftist]

61. Every time Donald Trump told a lie.

Actually, maybe not. It could end up being a curse like in Stephen Kong's Thinner.