IS ANYONE HERE A PROCTOLOGIST???? N/T

[LuckyCharms]

[shraby]

1. Will an entymologist (sp?) do?

[ProudLib72]

2. Did you get your head stuck again?

[Evergreen Emerald]

31. Best response ever!

[Harker]

3. I'm a half-assed amateur.

What's the problem?

[Beartracks]

4. No, I'm not. No ifs, ands... or butts.

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[doc03]

5. ASSMAN nt

[Beartracks]

6. "Paging Dr. Assman. Paging Dr. Assman."

[sprinkleeninow]

8. Seinfeld episode. Came to my mind. You beat me 2 it. ☺

[TexasBushwhacker]

30. Houston has proctologist named Dr Butts

I shit you not.

[True Dough]

7. LuckeyCharms, you crack me up

but I'm not going to touch it! Not with a 10-foot pole!

[sprinkleeninow]

9. Crack.... 😂

[Clash City Rocker]

10. I must be a terrible person, because I'm hoping for a juicy story

[Generic Brad]

25. Now I am picturing a juicy story involving a proctologist

It would not be a pleasant sight to behold.

[jmowreader]

11. Until 1/21/2021 we all specialize in sexology and proctology

That's because we're all occupied studying the fucking asshole in the White House.

[smirkymonkey]

12. I play one on television.

Ass me a question, butt don't give me any crap. I will not allow anyone to treat me like number two.

[Lochloosa]

18. Ok. That was fine.

[saidsimplesimon]

13. Do you need one?

[Turbineguy]

14. No, but I've seen

a few republicans on TV that could benefit from an exam with a splintery damage control plug.

[Captain Zero]

15. this thread can't possibly have a good ending...

[sprinkleeninow]

16. Some of congress spoke of doing a probe into repukes.

This would be ideal:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/cactus-growing-at-montjuic-mountain-barcelona-royalty-free-image/897780874

[Brother Buzz]

17. STOP SHOUTING!!!

Did you place a suppository in your ear and your hearing aid in your anus?

[ProudLib72]

19. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...

Oh man, reminds me of that Bluetooth incident a few years ago.

[Marie Marie]

20. No but I am an astronomer who specializes in the study of Uranus.

What is your question...

[Historic NY]

21. No, but I can spot an asshole when I see one.

[diva77]

23. LOL

[diva77]

22. Why? Were you referred to a specialist?

[Ron Obvious]

24. I used to know one but he went to another hospital to become a gynocologist

He said he found a better opening.

[tymorial]

26. Rim shot

[Sneederbunk]

27. Most are called You Devil.

[Funtatlaguy]

28. Ive gotten very good at bleaching. Does that count?

[marylandblue]

29. Stop shouting and find a psychiatrist, asshole.

[hack89]

32. No. My fingers are too short. Nt