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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm hungry. Someone bring me food.
It's 2:30 in the morning, everyone is asleep (except me, obviously). I want to go into the kitchen and grab a snack, but doing so will incur the wrath of the dogs who are in bed with Paul. See, no one eats in the house without the dogs being able to watch. If I walk past the bedroom door there will be a flurry of activity and that will very nearly wake Paul up (he's a heavy sleeper).
So I sit here, tummy growling, fending off kitty attacks when Cider deigns to acknowledge my presence.
Someone bring a pizza. We can even share!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)with marinara and spinach salad left.
I will tap gently at the back door and begone.
WillParkinson
(16,862 posts)But you can come in. No sense in tap-tap-tapping and then running off.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Thanks for the kind invite.
WillParkinson
(16,862 posts)You're not a vampire or anything are you? I'm not sure it would be wise to invite you in if you are.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Aw, hell no.
I would be the world's worst vampire. No likey blood or needles, let alone sharp pointy teeth!