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MerryBlooms

(11,769 posts) Wed May 30, 2012, 08:58 AM May 2012

A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer...

As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!

Ha!

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer... (Original Post) MerryBlooms May 2012 OP

I needed that- How nice to escape the often "vicious" climes of Meta, with its marathon angry posts hlthe2b May 2012 #1

The seriousness of life has to be balanced with humor and a little nonsense. MerryBlooms May 2012 #2

hlthe2b

(102,247 posts)

1. I needed that- How nice to escape the often "vicious" climes of Meta, with its marathon angry posts

Reply to MerryBlooms (Original post)

Wed May 30, 2012, 09:18 AM

May 2012

for a little bit of humor.

MerryBlooms

(11,769 posts)

2. The seriousness of life has to be balanced with humor and a little nonsense.

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Wed May 30, 2012, 02:36 PM

May 2012

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