A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday as it left a New York
publishing house.
According to the Associated Press, witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed!
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or bug the bugs.
or whaling on the whales.
nor poop on any pigeons (unless they pooped on you first). 
or chuckle, giggle, guffaw, ...
But how can we make hay of this occasion?............
The person who'll be most effected by this will be George F. Will, who goes through at least one thesaurus per week.
Without a thesaurus, he can't do that marvelous trick of his, where he eats a thesaurus, and shits an opinion column.
