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Man's wife catches him with leaf blower. (Original Post)
Arkansas Granny
Aug 2019
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underpants
(195,571 posts)1. Man that blows
,
sdfernando
(6,039 posts)2. This man apparently has no experience
with a blow job. On the plus side, the wife is probably quite happy with that.
Baitball Blogger
(51,896 posts)8. I don't know about these things, but wouldn't he want to use
Last edited Fri Aug 23, 2019, 01:01 PM - Edit history (1)
the vacuum option?
sdfernando
(6,039 posts)9. Which is why I say he has no experience! /nt
Merlot
(9,696 posts)3. Ok, that was funny in a way I hadn't expected.
customerserviceguy
(25,406 posts)4. Still, not as bad
as when Frosty's wife caught him with a snow blower!
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)5. Yep, that's me
And that is definitely my wife.
MontanaMama
(24,644 posts)6. WTAF?
Im laughing but Im not sure why!
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)7. WTF! n/t
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,466 posts)10. "What do you mean I don't know how to make love?
Give me that leaf blower!
llmart
(17,460 posts)11. Hope he didn't have false teeth.
zanana1
(6,467 posts)12. I love the ending! nt
Demovictory9
(37,113 posts)13. lol
LuckyCharms
(22,180 posts)14. LOL!
jmowreader
(52,997 posts)15. I thought I knew every possible way in the world to get high
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,770 posts)16. Practicing for the Red Neck Power Tool Orchestra concert.....
on Saturday night at the park.
It's quite an honor to perform First Soprano Leaf Blower seated next to Tenor Hedge Trimmer.
Bring yer own beer.......
edbermac
(16,408 posts)17. Alerting!
No sex threads!
