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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsBest order confirmation ever......
Placed an order yesterday with a company that will remain nameless, this was the email response this morning....too cute!
Heartstrings, your order has shipped!
Your order of ****** was gently pulled by our team of experts and placed on a gold-trimmed pillow stuffed with the finest fibers known to man. Then, a team of six inspectors examined it under a magnifying glass, ensuring it was in perfect condition.
Once the inspection was complete, our veteran polisher (he was previously employed at the Tower of London, where he was responsible for polishing the Queens jewels) polished it as a quiet hush fell over the warehouse. This package is getting shipped to Heartstrings he whispered. Take good care of it.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at ******.In celebration, we have placed your name on our wall under the title Worlds Best Customer and assigned you a dedicated parking spot right upfront. Weve also hired a pilot to skywrite Heartstrings Rocks! above the Golden Gate Bridge. Thank you for supporting ******!!
redstatebluegirl
(12,265 posts)Clearly not a corporate entity.
Sanity Claws
(21,863 posts)Who was it? I want to order from them and see if I get the same message or a lovingly written one for me alone.
Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)Sanity Claws
(21,863 posts)AirmensMom
(14,649 posts)I'd love to know who this is. Maybe they have something I want.
Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,697 posts)Pacifist Patriot
(24,654 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?