I am waging Psy ops warfare against our Golden retriever

[TEB]

He’s eleven or as boog the chocolate lab says eleventy. Our golden loves us all but he especially loves my wife and it so cute . I tell people I have not cuddled my wife in bed or sat next to her for eleven years. So I just got home from work and mixed up dinner tonight Rachel rays chicken parmigiana patties.

Anyway I had help from boog and our golden retriever as I was getting dinner on standby. I then started walking into the family room and golden brat races by me and jumps on couch with the love of his life my wife. He then sprawls out and gives me that look you lose man.

So now its time for psy ops I go on the offensive. It is personal I gotta get inside golden boys decision cycle.

He then starts licking my wife’s hand so I grab her hand and start licking her arm. And mister golden boy is giving out moans and grrr not mean just what the biscuits man. So I then move him and sit between him and my wife kissing her and he looses it starts yapping pawing frantically jealous what are you doing. Stop soiling my mommy she’s pure man.

So I stand up and he immediately moves in oh mommy he soiled you. So I went to kitchen cut a piece of pie and now he’s looking at me. Hey remember man sharing is caring I gave boog and the golden brat last bites.

[tblue37]

1. When I was married, my Tonkinese cat used to jump/scramble up and squeeze between my husband

and me whenever we hugged or kissed each other while standing up.

[TEB]

2. Awww

[Piasladic]

7. Same here

I think my dog thought we were doing some kind of dominance display by standing and kissing. Therefore, he had to be part of it.

[wnylib]

9. Reminds me of a cat I had who always

jumped on the couch between us whenever my then boyfriend came over. The cat wiggled and pushed his way between us no matter how close together we sat.

Touble was I never knew for sure which one of us the cat wanted to be close to. He loved that boyfriend and recognized the sound of his car coming down the street. Cat sat by the door expectantly waiting so I always knew when boyfriend was coming even if he didn't call ahead.

It was as if the cat considered the 3 of us a family and haf to be included.

[Polly Hennessey]

3. My Golden adored my husband.

Devon would lean against him and there was no room for me.

[TEB]

4. Golden's are furry children

[Phoenix61]

5. I love your posts. I was telling a friend about

DU and told her all about boog the chocolate lab and your fishing trips with your boys. Thanks for sharing.

[Ohiogal]

6. Our previous Yellow Lab

Would always try to get in between my husband and me and break us up if we were kissing standing up. She didn’t like it for some reason. She was as mellow as could be about everything else. I don’t think she had a favorite like your Golden and your wife, however. Don’t you wish you knew what goes through their heads sometimes?

[TEB]

8. Awwww