Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

[Aristus]

I love you all...

[yankeepants]

1. Question: Have you had more Vodka than I?

[Aristus]

3. You mean, in my life, or just in the last two hours or so?

[yankeepants]

6. Specifically this evening but a lifetime eval, though to measure.

[Aristus]

7. I'm three shots in, plus a glass of Chianti.

No liver and fava beans, though...

[Doodley]

2. Have you ever tried making a fake Irish cream with whiskey?

[Aristus]

4. What for?

When the real thing is SO much better?...

[Doodley]

18. Not necessarily. You can cut the calories and cost by more than half making it yourself and tweak

the ingredients according to taste.

[braddy]

16. I once tried to make a phony French girl cum on Cognac.

[braddy]

5. I need to know, was her love true?

[Aristus]

8. I'm still asking myself that question, decades later...

[braddy]

13. Me too, I hate this death row cell, what if the gal was telling the truth.

[Aristus]

14. Too late now...

Women, amirite?...

[braddy]

15. It's all just a country song now.

[Aristus]

17. Well, if you play it backward,

you'll get your girl, your beer, your truck, your trailer, and your dog back...

[Buckeye_Democrat]

9. Have you been with a "squirter"?

My ex-wife was a squirter.

It was very messy, and it got old.

[Aristus]

10. No...

Guess I dodged a bullet.

And a squirt...

[TexasTowelie]

11. When is the last time that you've taken a long walk?

I'm hoping that you will make me feel less guilty.

[Aristus]

12. It's been a while.

I go to the gym three times a week. And running is involved.

But a good long solitary, thought-provoking walk?

Can't remember...

[sl8]

19. Fred Allen also liked long walks.

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

Fred Allen