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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWe are having a omega man the movie this morning boog the chocolate lab
The skunks are back or the striped cats according to the boog. The skunks are Anthony zerbe Matthias character the mutants. Boog is Charlie Heston good old Dr Bob Neville.
So I headed out this morning to have my coffee and pipe and I smelled Matthias and his crew the skunks. I hooked up boog on his wire lead on a weight bar so he could use the yard.
So between barking hackles up crapping and peeing and dragging 175 pounds of weights on a bench bar we use on workouts. When the sun is up boog is free range thats the rules. Boog doesnt like rules he wants kick skunk ass.
So boog and I moved to higher ground the deck were into tactical stuff man and boog. Kind shit I barely remember from the 82nd I closed the deck gate. So we are surrounded by skunks as boog runs to the left and right on the deck.
Boog - Barking growling hackles up he will stop and whine at me come on man let me at them.
The man - it is not gonna happen dude
So like in any defensive overwatch it goes to shit. As boog is barking now bob the donkey starts braying from the barn and the coyotes on the mountain have to join in.
Bob the donkey braying Ill interpret
Bob - Boog whats up I hear you barking mein freund
Ok bob is bi lingual we rescued him from Pennsylvania Dutch people
Boog - Bob we got multiple contacts hang tight the man and me are figuring this out.
And then I turn around and at the sliding door is mr big paws our golden retriever. I get up to let him out and he is the voice of reason he refuses to come out. And be a part of boogs insanity and goes back to bed with my wife.
So in closing how did Charlie Heston say it trapped by that fountain. If I remember in the omega man movie we have ten minutes until sunrise.
Or as I say when the circus is in town its hard to leave.
Ohiogal
(31,909 posts)really have it all taken care of this morning!
Tell Boog skunks arent worth it.
TEB
(12,827 posts)Polly Hennessey
(6,787 posts)my house, sit on the deck with me, while Scout (the street dog 🐕 and Alex, the Great Pyrenees), go crazy over the kitty-skunk aroma. Being skunked once was enough for me. 🥴
TEB
(12,827 posts)To help
SouthernIrish
(512 posts)Boog and Bob are very much in cahoots. Double trouble.