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TEB

(12,827 posts)
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 07:52 AM Nov 2019

We are having a omega man the movie this morning boog the chocolate lab

The skunks are back or the striped cats according to the boog. The skunks are Anthony zerbe Matthias character the mutants. Boog is Charlie Heston good old Dr Bob Neville.

So I headed out this morning to have my coffee and pipe and I smelled Matthias and his crew the skunks. I hooked up boog on his wire lead on a weight bar so he could use the yard.

So between barking hackles up crapping and peeing and dragging 175 pounds of weights on a bench bar we use on workouts. When the sun is up boog is free range that’s the rules. Boog doesn’t like rules he wants kick skunk ass.

So boog and I moved to higher ground the deck we’re into tactical stuff man and boog. Kind shit I barely remember from the 82nd I closed the deck gate. So we are surrounded by skunks as boog runs to the left and right on the deck.

Boog - Barking growling hackles up he will stop and whine at me come on man let me at them.

The man - it is not gonna happen dude

So like in any defensive overwatch it goes to shit. As boog is barking now bob the donkey starts braying from the barn and the coyotes on the mountain have to join in.

Bob the donkey braying I’ll interpret
Bob - Boog what’s up I hear you barking mein freund

Ok bob is bi lingual we rescued him from Pennsylvania Dutch people

Boog - Bob we got multiple contacts hang tight the man and me are figuring this out.

And then I turn around and at the sliding door is mr big paws our golden retriever. I get up to let him out and he is the voice of reason he refuses to come out. And be a part of boogs insanity and goes back to bed with my wife.

So in closing how did Charlie Heston say it trapped by that fountain. If I remember in the omega man movie we have ten minutes until sunrise.

Or as I say when the circus is in town it’s hard to leave.

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We are having a omega man the movie this morning boog the chocolate lab (Original Post) TEB Nov 2019 OP
Your animal troops Ohiogal Nov 2019 #1
He won't listen TEB Nov 2019 #2
So, will you come to Polly Hennessey Nov 2019 #3
We are available TEB Nov 2019 #4
Love this SouthernIrish Nov 2019 #5

Ohiogal

(31,909 posts)
1. Your animal troops
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 08:08 AM
Nov 2019

really have it all taken care of this morning!

Tell Boog skunks aren’t worth it.

Polly Hennessey

(6,787 posts)
3. So, will you come to
Sun Nov 3, 2019, 11:04 AM
Nov 2019

my house, sit on the deck with me, while Scout (the street dog 🐕 and Alex, the Great Pyrenees), go crazy over the kitty-skunk aroma. Being skunked once was enough for me. 🥴

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