I'm lost in Amazon hell trying to buy new underwear.

[LuckyCharms]

I never knew there were so many different kinds of underwear.

I'm scrolling through all of the varieties, and noticed that they make "elephant pouch" underwear. This is where there is a "tube" of fabric to accommodate a man's anatomy. Just for the hell of it, I looked at the size chart and it said that a "small" is 32 inches.

I started to panic, so I texted my friend, and his only response was "That's the waist size. Don't text me anymore today".

[klook]

1. For the underwear with a "donkey pouch,"

a size Small is 36 inches. Just pointing that out.

[LuckyCharms]

3. You said...

"pointing that out".

[klook]

4. Huh-huh....huh-huh-huh...

[Faux pas]

2. ...

[comradebillyboy]

5. The problem with Amazon is having too many choices....

[customerserviceguy]

6. Your post was indeed funny

but it highlights a growing problem. It's hard to buy clothing online these days. I like to hold the item in my hand before deciding to purchase it, and there's less and less places to do that. Also, it is nearly impossible to find out where clothing was made on a website.

[Vinnie From Indy]

7. LOL!

[question everything]

8. Thanks for the laugh. I needed this

[sdfernando]

9. well....It might be the waist size for him...

but for some of us its not!

[Doodley]

10. Apparently 5 or 6 inches is average. I got the tape measure out and

then boasted to my wife that it turns out that I am on the longer side.

"No, dear," she said. "That tape measure is in centimeters, not inches!"

[OilemFirchen]

11. I bought the 36" for yard work.

Has a convenient pouch for hand tools!