Heard any good "Yo Mama" jokes lately"

[red dog 1]

Yo Mama is so dumb, when they said "Order in the Court" she asked for fries and a coke

[SKKY]

1. Yo Mama so fat...

...she fell on a rainbow and made skittles.

[red dog 1]

2. Yo Mama is so fat and old....

...before God could say "Let there be light" He had to tell her to get her fat ass out of the way!

[Clash City Rocker]

3. Yo mama so fat...

She has three smaller mamas in geosynchronous orbit around her body.

When she lies down on the beach, marine biologists come and roll her into the water.

When she wears a red dress, the kids say, “Hey! Kool-Aid!”

For the record, I would never use these jokes to refer to anyone’s real mother, nor do I tell fat jokes regarding actual people. I just think the jokes are funny.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

73. I think they're funny too!

[SKKY]

4. Yo mama so fat, she fell down and broke her ankle...

...and gravy came out of it.

[red dog 1]

5. Never heard that one before.

Good one!

[red dog 1]

6. "Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food!"

[Aristus]

7. Yo mama is so fat,

when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody!

[Fla Dem]

8. Really? This is the best we can do. Not funny.

A maternal insult (also referred to as a "yo mama" joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.[1] Used as an insult, "your mother ..." preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive. "Your mother" can be combined with most types of insults, although suggestions of promiscuity are particularly common.[2] Insults based on obesity, height, hairiness, laziness, incest, age, race, poverty, poor hygiene, unattractiveness, homosexuality, or stupidity may also be used. Compared to other types of insults, "your mother" insults are especially likely to incite violence.[3] Slang variants such as "yo mama", "yo momma", "yer ma", "ya mum", "ur mom", "your mum", "ur mum", or "your mom" are sometimes used, depending on the local dialect. Insults involving "your mother" are commonly used when playing the Dozens.

Although the phrase has a long history of including a description portion, such as the old "your mother wears combat boots", the phrase "yo mama" by itself, without any qualifiers, has become commonly used as an all-purpose insult[1] or an expression of defiance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternal_insult

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

10. I'm new here, but isn't this forum supposed to be a place to have a little fun?

(About DU Lounge)

"Our social forum. Relax with your friends and talk about 'Off Topic Stuff'..The Lounge is supposed to be a friendly, welcoming place for everyone..No cliquish behavior..No drama.....No whining about DU."

This particular topic may not be "the best we can do" and while you may think it's "not funny"..it appears that others seem to be enjoying it.

Would you rather have everyone stick to "The Horror That is Trump" 24/7?

[Fla Dem]

11. Yes, certainly have fun and relax, but not at the expense of spreading

denigrating remarks about women.

Did you read the excerpt where it was explained the origins of that phrase? And how it is usually used to denigrate women?

Used as an insult, "your mother ..." preys on widespread sentiments of filial piety, making the insult particularly and globally offensive.

As far as “others” having fun, only 4 DUer’s participated in that thread. There are plenty of ways to have fun without resorting to insults.

Maybe you’ll learn after being here a while that for the most part DUer’s don’t traffic in that type of
“low brow humor”.

Too bad the 49er’s lost last night. I was cheering for them. It was a good game.

[Croney]

29. I agree.

[Tech]

101. I agree.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

9. Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code!

[red dog 1]

12. Yo mama is so fat she has her own weather system

[VarryOn]

13. Yo mama is so skinny...

She swallowed a meatball and we thought she was pregnant!

[VarryOn]

14. Yo mama is so fat...

If you told her to haul ass, it would take two trips!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

15. Good one!

[VarryOn]

18. That's a good ol' southern Arkansas saying...

Growing up, my friends would call a particularly large person a "three tripper." They'd take three trips to haul ass lol

Glad you enjoyed!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

16. Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

[underpants]

51. LOL

[NightWatcher]

17. Yo momma so dumb it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

[LAS14]

69. Laughing out loud. nt

[NightWatcher]

70. That was funny till I had kids and sometimes it takes me two days to watch a 2 hr movie

[LAS14]

71. :-)

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

19. Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi" at her.

[Ohiya]

20. Yo Mama so fat she had to be baptized at Sea World

[Xolodno]

24. Oh damn.

Going to have to remember that one.

[Zorro]

21. Yo mama is so fat

She’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

[red dog 1]

22. I like that one!

Old jokes are the best, imo.

[red dog 1]

23. Yo Mama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

[red dog 1]

25. Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry"

[NightWatcher]

26. Mama so ugly her mama had to tie a pork chop bone around her neck to get the dog to play with her

[cannabis_flower]

27. Yo mama

Is so stupid she believes everything Donald Trump says.

[red dog 1]

28. Yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

[dem4decades]

30. Can't we just change these to "Your Trump" jokes?

Like Your Trump is so fat....

[red dog 1]

31. I don't think so

"Yo mama" jokes have been around for a long time, like "Knock Knock" jokes, "Lawyer jokes" and
"Walks into a bar" jokes

[red dog 1]

33. "Trump jokes" already are a type of joke

I'll just make one up here:

Trump is so fat, he buys his suits at Omar the Tent-Maker"

[rampartc]

55. trump is so fat that at the mar a lago pool

you can't tell that he is wearing a speedo.

[red dog 1]

59. Oh God, that's horrible just to think about!

[Captain Zero]

135. Trump's so fat that on Friday he told Fauci to kiss his ass and Fauci said

I would but I don't have all weekend !

[red dog 1]

32. Yo mama is so poor, the ducks throw bread at her"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

34. "Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention"

[red dog 1]

36. I like it!

[red dog 1]

35. Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu"

[red dog 1]

37. Yo mama is so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got

writer's block.

[red dog 1]

38. Yo mama is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

39. Yo mama is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked "What size bucket?' and Yo mama said

"The one on the roof"

[DetlefK]

40. Last time yo mama read a yo mama joke, it was written on the wall of a cave.

[red dog 1]

41. Yo mama is so ugly her portraits hang themselves!

[red dog 1]

42. Yo mama is so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food

[red dog 1]

43. Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

[red dog 1]

44. Yo Mama is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

[red dog 1]

45. Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

46. Yo mama is so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

[red dog 1]

47. Yo mama is so fat she has her own time zone"

[red dog 1]

48. Yo mama is so fat her idea of dieting is deleting cookies from the internet

[underpants]

52. That's clever

[red dog 1]

49. Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera

[red dog 1]

50. Yo mama is so fat she curves space and time

[underpants]

53. Yo Mama is so dumb her favorite candy is W&W's

[lunasun]

54. Yo Mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said Goodbye

[mr_lebowski]

56. Yo mama so fat when she want to iron her pants ...

She got to go out into the driveway!

[tenaciousdem]

57. Hey

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

[red dog 1]

58. Yo mama's so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

60. Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

61. Yo mama is so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her.

[red dog 1]

62. Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

63. Yo mama is so chatty she makes telemarketers hang-up.

[red dog 1]

64. "Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of

George Washington's nose!"

[red dog 1]

65. Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group,

and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama!

[benld74]

66. Yo mama so ugly

Her dildo went limp

[red dog 1]

67. Yo mama's so ugly she scared the shit out of the toilet.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

68. Yo Mama's so fat the police use her for a road block.

[red dog 1]

72. Yo mama's so old she farts dust!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

74. Yo mama's so old and fat that before God could say "Let there be light" he had to tell her to

get her big ass out of the way!

[red dog 1]

75. Yo mama's so old, she remembers when the Old Testament was the

New Testament.

[Ohiya]

76. Yo mama so fat...

Her cereal bowl has a life guard!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

77. Yo mama's so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake," and she said

"Did you just say steak?"

[red dog 1]

78. Yo mama is so old she left her purse in Noah's ark

[red dog 1]

79. Yo mama's so fat she broke the family tree!

[red dog 1]

80. Yo Mama is so chatty she makes telemarketers hang up!

[red dog 1]

81. Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and

fixed the hole in the window screen.

[red dog 1]

82. Yo Mama's so butch, she threw the shot-put in high school.

[red dog 1]

83. Yo Mama's so fat when she got on the scale it said,

"I need your weight not your phone number"

[red dog 1]

84. Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her head out the window & let the wind blow it.

[red dog 1]

85. Yo mama's so clumsy she tripped on the internet.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

86. Yo mama is so fat she created a Gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

[red dog 1]

87. Yo mama's so smelly, she makes Right Guard turn left!

[red dog 1]

88. Yo mama's so mean, your bath toys were an iron and a toaster!

[MrScorpio]

89. Yo Mama so dumb, if she stands still for too long someone will water her.

[MrScorpio]

90. Ya moms is so fat. How fat is she?

[red dog 1]

91. Yo mama's so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.

[red dog 1]

92. Yo Mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weekwhacker.

[crazytown]

93. Yo Mama is so crazy

she voted for trump in 2012.

[red dog 1]

94. Yo mama is so lazy she undercooks ramen noodles

[red dog 1]

95. Yo Mama is so fat all she wants for Christmas is to see her feet.

[red dog 1]

96. Yo mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves!

[red dog 1]

97. Yo mama's so greasy she sweats Crisco!

[red dog 1]

98. Yo mama's so mean that Taylor Swift wrote a song about her!

[Ninety girl]

99. But recently

They're all old.

[red dog 1]

100. Yo mama has such a big mouth, she speaks in Surround Sound!

[red dog 1]

102. Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Ben Franklin in grammar school.

[red dog 1]

103. "Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

[red dog 1]

104. Yo mama's so old she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

[red dog 1]

105. Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

[red dog 1]

106. Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes ON at strip joints.

[red dog 1]

107. "Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry."

[red dog 1]

108. Yo mama's so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck

so the dog would play with her.

[SKKY]

109. Yo Mama so fat, she stood in front of a mirror...

..and it said, “To be continued...”

[red dog 1]

110. Yo Mama smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left!

[red dog 1]

111. Yo Mama's so fat, fast food stock prices go up & down based on her eating habits.

[red dog 1]

112. Yo Mama's so fat, when she farts people accuse her of global warming.

[red dog 1]

113. Yo mama's so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.

[red dog 1]

114. Yo Mama's so old and fat, she lifted her arms and the Dead Sea Scrolls fell out."

[LaelthsDaughter]

115. Waterbed style

Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean! XD

[red dog 1]

116. Yo Mama's so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before passing Go,

she stops and looks both ways.

[red dog 1]

117. Yo Mama's so scary she made the monster under the bed scream.

[red dog 1]

118. Yo Mama's so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

[red dog 1]

119. Yo Mama's so ugly she gave Freddie Krueger nightmares.

[red dog 1]

120. Yo Mama's so ugly, when she opens the door on Halloween, the kids give HER candy"

[red dog 1]

121. Yo Mama's so fat and lazy the only time she does a pull-up is at the Drive-Thru

[red dog 1]

122. Yo Mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

[red dog 1]

123. Yo Mama's so dumb she thinks Donald Trump is a Disney cartoon character.

[red dog 1]

124. Yo Mama smells so bad, she has a three-pack-a-day habit...I'm talking about Odor Eaters!

[Captain Zero]

125. Yo mama so fat when she tell someone to kiss her ass

It takes them the whole weekend.

[TlalocW]

126. Yo mama's so stupid

She stared at a can of frozen orange juice for an hour because it said, "Concentrate."

TlalocW

[red dog 1]

127. Yo Mama's so short, she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them.

[red dog 1]

128. Yo Mama's so old she learned to write on cave walls.

[red dog 1]

129. Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty, the flies got together and fixed the screen door!

(HAD to recycle this one)

[red dog 1]

130. Yo Mama's so old, Cain and Abel used to play in her front yard!

[red dog 1]

131. Yo Mama's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea she was on the other side, fishing.

[red dog 1]

132. Yo Mama's so old, her first job was shoveling shit on Noah's Ark"

[red dog 1]

133. Yo Mama's so old, on her birthday, the candles cost more than the cake!

[red dog 1]

134. Yo Mama's so old she was a waitress at The Last Supper!