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packman

(16,296 posts) Sun Nov 10, 2019, 11:39 AM Nov 2019

I miss reading my morning paper - some gems

Many more:

https://www.boredpanda.com/stupid-funny-newspaper-headlines/?utm_source=leenks&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic

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I miss reading my morning paper - some gems (Original Post) packman Nov 2019 OP

Cutting back on editors is maybe not the best idea... hlthe2b Nov 2019 #1

LMAO. Used to love reading small town papers when traveling. They were filled with such stuff. Hoyt Nov 2019 #2

....... Historic NY Nov 2019 #3

When Jay Leno was hosting the Tonght Show... Archae Nov 2019 #4

They were great left-of-center2012 Nov 2019 #6

TV news can be just as bad left-of-center2012 Nov 2019 #5

From my local TV news (a few years ago)" lastlib Nov 2019 #7

Thosr are funny! I loved that segment on Leno s. Show! Karadeniz Nov 2019 #8

hlthe2b

(114,683 posts)

1. Cutting back on editors is maybe not the best idea...

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2019, 11:50 AM

Nov 2019

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)

2. LMAO. Used to love reading small town papers when traveling. They were filled with such stuff.

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2019, 12:21 PM

Nov 2019

Historic NY

(40,135 posts)

3. .......

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2019, 01:12 PM

Nov 2019

Archae

(47,245 posts)

4. When Jay Leno was hosting the Tonght Show...

Reply to packman (Original post)

Sun Nov 10, 2019, 01:17 PM

Nov 2019

He would do on a weekly basis "Headlines" like this, some of them would crack me up completely.

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

6. They were great

Reply to Archae (Reply #4)

Mon Nov 11, 2019, 12:02 PM

Nov 2019

left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts)

5. TV news can be just as bad

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Nov 11, 2019, 11:53 AM

Nov 2019

My local station said a man had been arrested for murder
and that his victim was recovering in a local hospital.

lastlib

(28,608 posts)

7. From my local TV news (a few years ago)"

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Reply #5)

Mon Nov 11, 2019, 12:48 PM

Nov 2019

"Legislators will vote next week on a multi-million-dollar bill to fight mental health."

(I guess it passed--mental health in our state has been going downhill ever since.....)

Karadeniz

(24,763 posts)

8. Thosr are funny! I loved that segment on Leno s. Show!

Reply to packman (Original post)

Mon Nov 11, 2019, 10:05 PM

Nov 2019

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