Mother in law wished me a Veterans Day toast I asked how about the boog

[TEB]

I explained look the boog the chocolate lab has been fighting a skunk insurgency for around nine years. He has been wounded and needed stitches rabies boosters has gotten antibiotics eye ointment for skunk spray. And countless baths to get rid of the odor and that is hard on him.

So he has a chest full of purple biscuits from wounds why it’s a fruit salad of ribbons and medals. Even though he is a career private always getting busted on UCMJ from my wife the boog is a dam hero.

I love my mother in law I love to aggravate her even more . And her and the boog have a love we tolerate relationship. Last time she was here like twelve days Boog went in and crapped in her bedroom and he never does that in the house. He was just giving her a message We know you have a home to go home to.

[RainCaster]

1. Da Boog is da man

Your dog has prime knowledge of human quality. Your MIL must be a Trampanzee- he can sense it.

[magicarpet]

2. Pooped in MILs guest bed,.. that Welcome Wagon took a sharp detour.

Hope it was not on the guest pillow.

[AJT]

3. The Biog is involved in secret military operations. Entering a danger zone

behind enemy lines to lay landmines, and reclaim family territory. He is an unsung hero.