Heard any good "Knock Knock" jokes lately?

[red dog 1]

Here's an oldie but a goody:



Knock Knock

Who's there?

Madame

Madame who?

Madame foot's caught in the door!"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip Glass.

[Beartracks]

54. ROFL

[Zambero]

2. As any Talking Head would say:

And you may Knock Knock Knock
Living in a Knock Knock shack
And you may Knock Knock Knock
In another Knock Knock world
In a Knock Knock House
With a Knock Knock wife
And you may Knock Knock yourself
Oh Knock Knock, am I David Byrne?

[LakeArenal]

3. Knock knock...

Who’s there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, Pop’s got the car.

[bobbieinok]

77. Cantelope without a man--way I learned it in 50s

[Ohiogal]

4. Knock knock...

Who’s there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(singing). Sam and Janet Evening....

[Leith]

6. A minicab driver told me that one

as he was driving me to the House of Lords so I could make a speech.

[yellowdogintexas]

11. My favorite knock knock joke of all time nt

[red dog 1]

5. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wanda Smellmop

Wanda Smellmop who?

No thanks, I'm not into scat.

[Harker]

18. Now I see you in a whole other light...

[Aristus]

8. Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co-

MOO!

[Wawannabe]

13. That's mine!

Lol!

On edit: ...so relevant with the nunes “bullshit”!

[Aristus]

15. I'm sorry I robbed you of the pleasure.

It was my grandson's favorite knock-knock joke when he was a kid.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. Knock Knock.....

Who's there?

Nazi Interrogator

Nazi interrega....SLAP!

VEE VILL ASK ZEE KVESTIONS!

[Wawannabe]

14. ROFLMFAO!!!

Whew boy! Too funny!

Never heard that one!

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. ...

Saw it for the first time the other day!

Best when told in person with the accent!

[Shrek]

10. My grand-nephew pulled this one on me

"Do you love me?"

"Of course!"

"Will you ever forget me?"

"Never"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"You forgot already"

[Marthe48]

12. Yes!

You start it

[hunter]

28. That's my favorite knock knock joke...

... asking someone to say "Knock, knock" then answering "Who's there?" when they do.

[Marthe48]

29. Most people can come up with one

but sometimes not

[red dog 1]

17. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Wijah

Wijah who?

Wijah lock the damn door?

[Glorfindel]

19. My favorite from childhood, long ago...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Myra
Myra who?
My rhinoceros is hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

[red dog 1]

20. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bison.

Bison who?

Bison Girl Scout Cookies?

[underpants]

52. What did the buffalo say to his boy as he left for school?

Bison

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

21. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Robin

Robin who?

Robin YOU, now hand over the cash!

[red dog 1]

22. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Trump

Trump who?

Trump the volume, I love this song"

[MissMillie]

23. Sure. You start. (n/t)

.

[red dog 1]

24. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold as hell out here!

[red dog 1]

25. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Baby Owl

Baby Owl who?

Baby Owl see you later

[krispos42]

26. Knock knock

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there??

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?!?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there!?!

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

Ba-dum tsss.

Thank you folks, don't forget to try the chicken masala, and show some appreciation for the waitstaff!

[nolabear]

27. Knock knock

Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

An oldie but a goodie...😄

[skypilot]

75. LOL

Excellent. I like it.

[red dog 1]

30. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bed!

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

31. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Spell

Spell who?

Well, okay: W.H.O.

[red dog 1]

32. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mary and Abby

Mary and Abby who?

Mary Christmas and a Abby new year!

[red dog 1]

33. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ice Cream

Ice Cream who?

Ice Cream if you don't let me in!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

34. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bed

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

[red dog 1]

35. Knock Knock

Who's there?

WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR!

World's Biggest Liar who?

Donald Trump!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

36. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nunya

Nunya who?

Nunya Business

[red dog 1]

37. Knock Knock

Who's there?

King Tut

King Tut who?

King tucky fried chicken

[red dog 1]

38. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Jahoba Witt

Jahoba Witt who?

Jahoba Witness, we'd like to talk to you about the Lord!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

39. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Goat

Goat who?

Goat on a limb and open the door.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

40. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

That was a great TV show, wasn't it?

[red dog 1]

41. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

Cows go 'moo, not who.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

42. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Yorkies

Yorkies who?

Yorkies don't fit in the lock, open the door"

[red dog 1]

43. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Aladdin

Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

[red dog 1]

44. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!"

[red dog 1]

45. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mustache

Mustache who?

Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

[red dog 1]

46. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Carrie

Carrie who?

Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."

[red dog 1]

47. Knock Knock

Who's there?

You Know!

You Know Who?

Exactly!

[red dog 1]

48. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

[R B Garr]

49. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning.

[red dog 1]

50. Why are there no "Knock Knock" jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

[underpants]

53. Love that one

[SeattleVet]

51. Would it be morally wrong...

to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?

[red dog 1]

55. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Jesus

Jesus who?

How many do you know?

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

56. "Knock, Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Hal"

"Hal who?"

"Hal will you know if you don't open the door?"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

57. Knock Knock

Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out

[red dog 1]

58. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Judo

Judo who?

What, Judo know?

[red dog 1]

59. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Spell

Spell who?

Okay, W H O

[red dog 1]

60. Know any good Christmas jokes?

Who's there?

Gorilla

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving!

[red dog 1]

61. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Elvis

Elvis who?

Elvis has left the building.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

62. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Shuran

Shuran who?

Shuran it's a fine day to be Irish!

[red dog 1]

63. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Bed

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

64. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Tank

Tank who?

You're welcome!

[red dog 1]

65. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Noah

Noah who?

Noah good place to eat around here?

[red dog 1]

66. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Adore

Adore who?

Adore is between us, open up!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

67. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, I'll have some peanuts"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

68. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Luke

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and find out!

[red dog 1]

69. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alexia

Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

70. Knock Knock

Who's there?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Never mind..It's pointless.

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

71. knock knock

who's there?

Etch

Etch who?

Bless you!

[red dog 1]

72. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't open up this door!"

[red dog 1]

73. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nuisance

Nuisance who?

What's nuisance yesterday?

[red dog 1]

74. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Zany

Zany who?

Zany body home?

[handmade34]

76. knock, knock (to my kids)

who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
oh, I love you too!!

[PJMcK]

78. Here's a slightly off-color one

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss and let's Joe!

[red dog 1]

79. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Lion

Lion who?

Lion on your doorstep, open up!

[sakabatou]

80. Knock knock!

Who's there?

*slams the door on the person's face* The door!

[red dog 1]

81. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

[red dog 1]

82. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Mikey got lost, open up!

[red dog 1]

83. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Yacht

Yacht who?

Yacht to know me by now, let me in.

[red dog 1]

84. Knock Knock

Who's there?

To

To who?

No, it's to whom!

[red dog 1]

85. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Vote Blue No Matter

Vote Blue No Matter Who?

Absolutely...Trump must be defeated!

[red dog 1]

86. Knock Knock

Who's there?

Gorilla

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger!