What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

[NightWatcher]

trump's never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

You're welcome.

I'll see myself out.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. LOL!

[guillaumeb]

2. Recommended.

[barbtries]

3. yeah

good one. not proud to admit it but it took me a second to get that.

[bluecollar2]

7. My mother still doesn't...

But given she's 86 years old it may take her awhile....

I'm guessing it will come to her in the middle of the night and I'm gonna get a call...

[Paka]

10. Be patient with your mother.

I'm 79 and it took me a few minutes and reading some of the posts before I got it.

[bluecollar2]

14. I've been her caretaker

For the last three years...patience is a job requirement... lol...

She has a "strong dislike" for the current White House squatter...

When the penny drops she's going to love it and then call her sister to share....

[barbtries]

15. and she'll be laughing.

my father used to always call my mother a "limey" because you told her a joke on Saturday and she laughed at it on Wednesday. i never figured out how that made her a limey though, except that he was Scotch/Irish/Welsh and she was half English and half Swedish.

[lunatica]

19. It's self evident right there!

[bluecollar2]

22. My mother's Anglo-Burmese...

So maybe your Dad knew what he was talking about...

[reACTIONary]

28. Took me a bit also.

[Grasswire2]

4. Try the fish.

He'll be here all week.

[Polly Hennessey]

5. Took me a few seconds but I got it

and love it.

[Mersky]

6. LOL

[luvtheGWN]

8. HILARIOUS!!!

[montana_hazeleyes]

9. I admit I don't get it at all.

I thought they are the same.

[barbtries]

16. think pee tape.

it took me a second also.

[lunatica]

20. .

Chick pea as in urine from the Steele dossier.

[montana_hazeleyes]

33. LOL!

Thank you guys! I would have never gotten it.

[FakeNoose]

11. Good one!

The Golden Girls approve!

[EveHammond13]

12. #PeeBrain

[LudwigPastorius]

13. Badaboomski!

[IronLionZion]

17. Ewww

[lunatica]

18. Hahahaa!

[Onyrleft]

21. Now I don't wan't hummus tonight.

[Aussie105]

23. Hummus is now off the menu

And I will never be able to look at a chickpea the same way again.

Thanks! Thanks for nothing!

[AllaN01Bear]

24. this

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[Ligyron]

25. Bwahahaha!

Got it immediately, but I'm like that...

[warmfeet]

26. Film at 11.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

27. When they write about the chickpea...

is that yellow journalism?

[California_Republic]

34. Keep it going! Ne1!

[sakabatou]

29. XD

[dchill]

30. So, not a question of nomenclature, I take it.

Hilarious!

[DENVERPOPS]

31. OMG NightWatcher

You son of a gun, I just took a swig of coffee and now thanks to you I am cleaning the entire mouthful of my computer screen.......

LOL X 1000. Perfect

[trixie2]

32. Oh you got me

[soldierant]

35. But you'll be here all week, won't you?

I promise to tip my server well.

[cannabis_flower]

36. FWIW

I heard Trump was a germaphobe and would never have anyone pea on him. But that doesn't mean that he wouldn't like to watch two girls pee on each other.

[trof]

37. Do you write for SNL?

[erlewyne]

38. I clicked on this several times (days apart) because I couldn't remember the answer.

I got the pun this time.

Chickpea is a curiosity of mine because there was a Ptolemy
called Chickpea. In ancient lore you were not supposed to eat
beans before worship. Chickpea Ptolemy must have been fat
and loved to eat beans. But, the reason for the forbidden
eating of beans was because you were forbidden to fart
during the ceremonies with the penalty being excommunication.

I can't imagine that Ptolemy Chickpea was fartful.