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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsNewest weird health trend: Perineum Sunning (Butt Sunning)
When I do it, the cops and my neighbors call it "indecency."Link to tweet
Perineum sunning is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by
https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=pasteboard_app
Theyre soaking up some rays where the sun dont shine.
The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or perineum sunning, as influencers are calling it.
In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on, says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.
Ra of Earth has also posted a step-by-step Sun Worship exercise pulled from The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom by Dr. Stephen T. Chang that says the practice can help keep the area healthy and free of germs.
5X
(3,972 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,674 posts)but to each his own, I guess.
Docreed2003
(16,858 posts)The Polack MSgt
(13,186 posts)"Changing my Ring Tone"
CincyDem
(6,351 posts)Well played!
safeinOhio
(32,673 posts)must never see daylight.
ret5hd
(20,491 posts)as you and yours thank me for returning the favor!
NotASurfer
(2,149 posts)It sounds so much like one of the "what asinine lunacy can we spread on social media while we laugh until we piss ourselves" bits of insanity dropping from Pootie's trollworks
MicaelS
(8,747 posts)People really pay for money for "anal bleaching".
MontanaMama
(23,307 posts)college friends at the lake and the guys called this sunning your ducks...that was back in the 80s. Everything is new again. 🙄
hlthe2b
(102,225 posts)(and should surely CONTINUE to). Maybe cover heads too, since it appears some are suffering from BRAIN SEEP.
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getagrip_already
(14,708 posts)sdfernando
(4,930 posts)Where do you think the phrase "chaps my ass" came from?
IcyPeas
(21,858 posts)mitch96
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panader0
(25,816 posts)Maybe in the spring.....
I wonder if the wood stove would be a decent substitution.
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LeftInTX
(25,258 posts)Article refers to A-listers.....
TexasBushwhacker
(20,174 posts)Her vaginal steaming?