Perineum sunning: a great new wellness trend (sarcasm off)

[steve2470]

I mean, who comes up with insane ideas like this ?

https://www.businessinsider.com/the-real-effects-of-perineum-sunning-according-to-doctors-2019-11

eta: Just in case you're not up on perineum

The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum

[jberryhill]

1. "Reporters" sift through social media for obscure weird shit and call it a "trend"

Manufactured news.

[steve2470]

2. true! nt

[jberryhill]

3. There are some great jobs for basically lazy people

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Dare I ask...

whether this is related to anal bleach in any way?

[customerserviceguy]

16. Yes

If you do both, your nether regions will look like one of those two-toned cars from the 1950's.

[Wawannabe]

17. Or

tRumps face!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. So now I've got this earworm:

"Taint necessarily so..."

[Alliepoo]

8. Oh great!

Now you've made me think of “ ‘taint funny, McGee”! My mom used to say that waaay back in the day! Lol! Some earworms we have!

[steve2470]

10. my dad used to say that too :) nt

[jpak]

6. So?

[Alliepoo]

9. Maybe they can bedazzle the area before sunning!

[LuckyCharms]

11. I've been doing it for years. With a flashlight.

I'm not sure if it's helping me or not.

[BuffaloJackalope]

12. Sometimes I think they're just ideas for Onion articles that didn't make the cut.

[demmiblue]

14. WTF (nsfw):

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3TBsl2BHmB/

[Wawannabe]

18. I am NOT

Clicking on your link! No!

[liberaltrucker]

19. You chose wisely

[rurallib]

15. Wonder if the followers of this trend will be buried ass up

with their head stuck in the dirt.
May bring them back to life.