Anyone else get a hooker for Thanksgiving?

[Major Nikon]

[Cirque du So-What]

1. I'm especially impressed

with the easy pick up feature.

[pnwest]

5. I see what you did there

[sl8]

2. I've got a Phillips' screwdriver that looks like that.

No skinny hookers, though.

[magicarpet]

3. Oh my,... look at the high heels on the turkey on the blister pack.

I think there is a play on the words Turkey Hooker = Turkey Street Walker (Whore).

[NJCher]

4. I'm pretty sure Trump did

in between Tweets.

[lordsummerisle]

6. Those Afghan hookers can be nasty

so I've heard...

[safeinOhio]

7. I always thought

they all were easy.