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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy Dad's Christmas joke
A long time ago, before people had indoor bathrooms, a man was awakened to a tremendous crash. He looked out the window and to his amazement, saw Santa Claus, the reindeer, the sled, and his outhouse in shambles. Santa was yelling something, so the man opened his window in time to hear Santa scream, "I said Schmitt house!"
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My Dad's Christmas joke (Original Post)
Marthe48
Dec 2019
OP
Fla Dem
(27,633 posts)1. Ho, ho, ho!

Karadeniz
(24,746 posts)2. Thanks!❤
lillypaddle
(9,606 posts)3. I don't get it
please don't make fun of me!
Marthe48
(23,175 posts)4. Santa told the reindeer to land on the Schmitt house
The reindeer landed on the outhouse instead. The outhouses had other names, for this joke, 'shit house'.