Here's another joke
MARRIAGE IN HEAVEN
A young Catholic couple, on their way to get married, are involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
With marriage being on their mind, the first question they asked St. Peter was, “Can we get married in heaven?”
St. Peter said, “Let me go find out.”
The couple waited. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if their marriage didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After three months, St. Peter finally returns, looking completely bedraggled.
“Yes,” he informs the couple, “you can get married in Heaven.”
“Great!” replied the couple, “But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. “Oh, come on!”, he shouted, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?”
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over the buses PA system:
A man died and went to heaven where he was informed by St. Peter that he would be provided a mode of transportation depending on how faithful he had been to his marriage vows while on earth. As the man waited for the decision concerning him he observed Billy Graham drive by in a big shiny Cadillac.
A few minutes later the Pope rolled by on a pair of roller skates...
... but I'm not so sure about Billy Graham though.
Just sayin'
.... that after hearing a joke, people feel a need to tell one themselves. I am going to fight that urge just so I can say, "Well Done"! That is funny!
I cannot promise restraint on the next one.
Take your time. I'll be waiting.
