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Laugh at this and extend your time in purgatory. (Original Post)
Floyd R. Turbo
Jan 2020
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Cartoonist
(7,579 posts)1. Did Moses hit him with a fish?
I don't get it.
Floyd R. Turbo
(32,913 posts)2. Earlier:

Cartoonist
(7,579 posts)3. Jesus can fly

leftieNanner
(16,159 posts)6. I believe that Jesus was walking on water
And fell down when Moses parted the water.
Ok. I laughed.
Sanity Claws
(22,413 posts)4. Was Jesus walking on water
When Moses parted the water
FakeNoose
(41,634 posts)5. My favorite is street-dancing Jesus

I'll see you in purgatory, Floyd!
PJMcK
(25,048 posts)7. All of the above jokes make perfect sense
Especially since Moses lived a couple of thousand years before Jesus.
But who needs logic when we're discussing the Bible?
nocoincidences
(2,489 posts)8. Callahan did it best!
