Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 28

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1) "I don't want to infer that Dr. Albright is old & flabby, but the other day she lifted her arms and the Dead Sea Scrolls fell out!"

2) "He's a high talker!"

3) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!"

4) "Life is pain, get used to it!" (Made for cable TV drama)

5) "I'm sorry, I don't speak 'maid'!"

6) "Lady Luck can be a fickle whore."

7) "Oh my God, I'm GORGEOUS!!"

8) "Say the secret word and divide a hundred dollars"

9) "Is this the group that goes around militating squirrels?"

10) "I'll have a big salad."

11) "Can't you see that Al?'

12) "A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a scotch and water, PLEASE!!"

13) "I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it!"

14) "Is this a piece of your brain?" (answered)

15) "Now, say my name!" (answered)

16) "Well, school's got some good points..I mean, smoking in the bathroom, cutting classes, showing my tattoos to the chicks!"

17) "I think I'm Jewish."

18) "Big steps and little 'uns"

19) "OK, what's the difference between a Mexican and an octopus?"

20) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

21) "I don't mean to panic anybody, but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"

22) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

23) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!"

24) "He's a popcorn!" (F/X TV series)

25) "Why don't you get a life, Rick? ..Why don't you go to community college like Julian here?"

26) "I lie every second of the day..My whole life is a sham!"

27) "Guns don't kill people..Physics kills people!"

28) "I know you..Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"

29) "Anita Pallone..That's my mother's name!"

30) "Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend."

31) "I lost my shoe!"

32) Tommy, I need a ride downtown!"



More TV quotes from Part 27:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181285375

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1. "hello" nt

[Ron Obvious]

2. Only one leapt out at me...

14) "Is this a piece of your brain?"

Fawlty Towers - Basil Fawlty to obnoxious old guest who turned off her hearing aid to safe the batteries.

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3. That's it!

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4. "That breeze is a blessing!"

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5. "O'Reilly, I have seen more intelligent creatures than you

lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds!"

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6. "Thank you, Mrs. Lupner"

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7. "Stay out of my territory!"

[Flaleftist]

23. Breaking Bad

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27. That's it!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

8. "That's one of those travelling medicine shows, isn't it?"

[VOX]

9. #15's gotta be "Breaking Bad."

Walter White demanding to be called Heisenberg, etc.

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11. You got it!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

10. "Nothing could be sweeter than Anita in the theater!"

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12. (singing) "Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

13. "I'm not a lesbian...I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian."

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14. "I saw Jane die!"

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15. "Lisa didn't believe in borders, and that's why I know that wherever Lisa is right now,

she's everywhere!"

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

16. "I think marijuana makes people delusional..For one example, it makes Willie Nelson think he can act

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17. "You are my BILGISTIC PILE of LOVE meat!"

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18. "I don't have to fall asleep after sex...I want to fall asleep after sex,

I welcome the darkness."

[Harker]

19. 8. My man Groucho

for DeSoto... you bet your life.

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20. Your man Groucho is correct!

"It's a common word, something you see every day."

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21. "You can call me Grandmaster B"

[Flaleftist]

24. Married with Children

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25. Yessiree!

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22. "I really dig intellectual girls, especially that one..I love the way her mind fills her sweater"

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26. "He's called me Fonzie..He's called me Opie..He mentions Eddie Haskel to me

and I'm gonna' rip his head off!"

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29. "It was good..Barbara Jo Allen ate a fly"

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30. "A hula hoop he wants!"

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31. "He's from Barcelona!"

[Mendocino]

32. "So she snuck off the reservation

to get some dirty, damp and deep."

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33. "Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty"

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34. "What in the sweet chocolate Christ is a metrosexual?"

(F/X TV series)

[lpbk2713]

35. Is Number Four Deadwood?

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37. Nope

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36. "The letter 'a' on the screwdriver will fit right in the corresponding a-hole."

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38. "Okay Mr. Solomon. It's time to finger your perp"

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39. "Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?"

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40. "We heard there's a psychiatrist staying...Is he here for the major?"

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41. "From now on, you all will be called Tommy!"

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42. "You can put a drop in 'ere."