Trump's first night
It seems that after the impeachment trial there was a criminal trial in which Trump was given twenty years in Sing Sing.
He arrived at the prison and was processed in, then was taken to his cell block to meet the shot caller.
Mr. Trump, there is no violence or prison rape here so you can stop worrying about those things. But youve come on a special night.
Later that night, Trump was lying in his bed still scared shitless when he starts hearing people yell out numbers. He went to the shot caller and asked him what was going on.
Were telling jokes. Weve all been here so long we know all the jokes there are by heart, so we numbered them. Now we can tell a lot more jokes in one night. Well get you a copy of the list of jokes tomorrow.
Trump thought that was a neat idea and decided to get in on the fun. So he screamed out at the top of his lungs, fifty-six.
No one laughed.
He screamed out fifty-six even louder. No one laughed.
Trump turned to the shot caller. Is fifty-six a bad joke?
No, Mr. Trump, fifty-six is a really good joke. Problem is, some guys just cant tell a joke.