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kairos12

(13,705 posts) Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:39 AM Jan 2020

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You barium.

I'd tell you another joke, but all the good ones argon.

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What do you do with a dead chemist? (Original Post) kairos12 Jan 2020 OP

Lol...keep telling them Docreed2003 Jan 2020 #1

What does a hungry clock do? kairos12 Jan 2020 #2

How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit? MLAA Jan 2020 #3

Very good. kairos12 Jan 2020 #6

Here's one you've probably heard but it still makes me smile whenever I count out loud MLAA Jan 2020 #10

😁👀 underpants Jan 2020 #4

Two chemists walk into a bar Docreed2003 Jan 2020 #5

😂 🤣 MLAA Jan 2020 #9

Simon is no longer with us... Wounded Bear Jan 2020 #12

Did you hear the one about Cobalt, Radon, & Yttrium Docreed2003 Jan 2020 #7

Outstanding!! kairos12 Jan 2020 #8

G-r-o-o-o-o-a-n. keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #11

Got a great new t-shirt for xmas (thanks, Duppers!) Bayard Jan 2020 #13

I heard that one on the radium Xipe Totec Jan 2020 #14

Sing at his funeral Leith Jan 2020 #15

Docreed2003

(18,714 posts)

1. Lol...keep telling them

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:41 AM

Jan 2020

You might get a reaction

kairos12

(13,705 posts)

2. What does a hungry clock do?

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:43 AM

Jan 2020

Goes back 4 seconds!

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

3. How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:44 AM

Jan 2020

Unique up on him.

Keep em coming!

kairos12

(13,705 posts)

6. Very good.

Reply to MLAA (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:49 AM

Jan 2020

"This is not fair!"

Said a Russian who realized he got bad directions to the fair.

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

10. Here's one you've probably heard but it still makes me smile whenever I count out loud

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:56 AM

Jan 2020

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven eight nine!

underpants

(197,169 posts)

4. 😁👀

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:46 AM

Jan 2020

Love these

Docreed2003

(18,714 posts)

5. Two chemists walk into a bar

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:47 AM

Jan 2020

The first one says "I'll take an H20", the second says "I'll take an H20 too"....he's dead now

MLAA

(19,800 posts)

9. 😂 🤣

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:54 AM

Jan 2020

Wounded Bear

(64,628 posts)

12. Simon is no longer with us...

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 12:21 PM

Jan 2020

Simon is no more.
What he thought was H20
was H2SO4

Docreed2003

(18,714 posts)

7. Did you hear the one about Cobalt, Radon, & Yttrium

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:49 AM

Jan 2020

It was CoRnY

kairos12

(13,705 posts)

8. Outstanding!!

Reply to Docreed2003 (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:50 AM

Jan 2020

keithbvadu2

(40,915 posts)

11. G-r-o-o-o-o-a-n.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 12:02 PM

Jan 2020

G-r-o-o-o-o-a-n.

Already emailing them out.

Bayard

(30,264 posts)

13. Got a great new t-shirt for xmas (thanks, Duppers!)

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 02:01 PM

Jan 2020

You Matter
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed
of light squared......
Then you energy.

Xipe Totec

(44,588 posts)

14. I heard that one on the radium

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 04:02 PM

Jan 2020

Neon was laughing.

Leith

(7,864 posts)

15. Sing at his funeral

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 08:55 PM

Jan 2020

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