I'm doing research for a book I am writing. How many times a day do you poop?

[LuckyCharms]

a) 4 to 6 times

b) 7 to 12 times

c) 13 to 47 times

d) greater than 47 times

Please answer honestly. I'm trying to make this book as realistic as possible.

Thank you.

[GReedDiamond]

1. Is this per month...

...or per year?

[LuckyCharms]

2. Per day.

Thank you.

[GReedDiamond]

4. I'm Welcome...but...

...what about 0 -.999 and below?

What about US?!

[diva77]

3. What a cliffhanger! What section of the bookstore can we find it when you publish?

[LuckyCharms]

5. The Biography section.

[diva77]

8. Glad I asked - I would've been lost in the "self-help" section

[TexasTowelie]

6. So are you going to title the book, "When the Colom Turns?" nt

[LuckyCharms]

7. The working title is "Pooping habits of the wealthy".

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

19. Years ago...

I shit a couple of gold bricks...broke ever since.

[5X]

9. ask facebook, they know that already

[Laura PourMeADrink]

13. Good one. Or the people tell their friends because

they share everything!

[Cirque du So-What]

10. Four furlongs per fortnight

Sorry, I use the old system.

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. On average, how many stone?

[Sherman A1]

11. Yes

My answer is Yes!

[unblock]

12. Define poop

Sometimes I poop 20 times in 10 seconds.
Especially after Mexican....

[Piasladic]

14. It depends

are you talking naturally... or with help:

1 manually
2 medically
3 metamucilly

[LittleGirl]

15. Last week my spouse

Criticized me for taking my iPad in the bathroom to drop the kids (poop).
I said, in the old days, it was the newspaper!
He shut up.

[PJMcK]

16. You're asking the wrong question

It might be more informative to know how many times people flush rather than poop.

This could be an environmental issue. Just ask Trump. Of course, all he does is shit.

[jberryhill]

17. Depends on how good the book is

[LuckyCharms]

30. I keep the Yellowbook in the bathroom.

I have found it to be the best reading material for this effort.

If I'm a bit constipated, I'll call a random business in the Yellowbook and say "Guess what I'm doing"?

Loosens me right up.

[jberryhill]

34. Mine didn't start out yellow

But my aim was bad until I got new glasses

[LuckyCharms]

36. I had the same problem.

I solved it by closing my eyes.

[panader0]

18. Didja hear about the constipated mathematician?

He finally worked it out with a pencil.

[empedocles]

20. Fitting reply

[woodsprite]

22. The mathematician was constipated

Because he always used a kakalater!

You could title your book “Dook of Trump”.

[lastlib]

23. depends on how many pots of coffee I drink...

on average, though, I guess I'd say........well, let me do a little figuring:



I'd say that's close enough for the girls I get dates with.....

[cyclonefence]

24. trigger warning--can you be a little more specific

as to what kind of poop you refer?

You will no doubt be using the Bristol Scale:

[LuckyCharms]

32. "Lumpy and sausage like"

If I had a nickel for every time I've said that phrase...

[cyclonefence]

42. It's all purpose

Food, furniture, boyfriend, that funny bump on my neck . . .

[Chemisse]

38. I love that such a chart exists!

Wait! My poops aren't normal??!!

[RazzleCat]

25. I go 7 to 12, read on

I had to have surgery, so I am missing some of my colon, so to say I "process" fast is pretty accurate. Sort of I eat, I go, prior to the surgery if not having an IBSD issue once or twice per day.

[Farmer-Rick]

26. Are there people who poo over 47 times a day?

Or even over 4 times a day?

Weirdly worded question

[dewsgirl]

27. I read a poorly worded article, on human waste being used

as fertilizer, in North Korea. Each family has to collect a certain amount, in the article that amount was 2 tons a year, per family.

[LuckyCharms]

31. 2 tons????

Sounds low...

[dewsgirl]

35. LoL😂

[LuckyCharms]

37. Unless they are talking about a family of one...

[dewsgirl]

39. ....

.

[zanana1]

28. I don't want to read that book. nt

[LuckyCharms]

33. No reading required!

I've decided to have the entire content be nothing but pictures.

[randr]

29. If I count the times that the turd in the white house passes through my mind

it is a steady state of spew the pooh.

[jmowreader]

40. Just once. I'm not a Republican.

[Midnight Writer]

41. I ain't rich and I ain't purdy, but I am regular. Once in the morning does it for me.