A distinguished gentleman was leaving a party
at a swanky penthouse apartment in New York City.
He waited for the elevator to take him to the ground floor.
The elevator arrived, and when the doors opened, he was surprised to see that he would be riding with a very attractive, but very inebriated woman that must have been leaving from another party in the building.
The woman stared at him and smiled, making the man a bit uncomfortable. As the elevator headed to the ground floor, she looked at him and said "Ohh vr verrrrrry angsum sir". "Pardon me, madam"? the man said.
The woman stood up straight, gained her composure, and restated "You are very handsome, sir".
"Thank you, madam", he replied.
After a few moments, the woman said "Cin eye Snalfg yur hazx"?
The man looked at the woman and said: "MADAM, I'm very sorry, but you are slurring your words and I cannot understand you".
The woman once again retained her composure and calmly said "Can I smell your ass"?
CERTAINLY NOT, MADAM!!! the man replied.
The woman said: "Must be your feet then".
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but funny.
