Wedding invitation said "Assault weapons optional"

[packman]

Christ, what goes thru these people's minds when they do this shit.

[snowybirdie]

1. One can only hope

and pray their future children don't find them.

[Bev54]

8. I was thinking

more along the lines that I hope they don't procreate.

[malthaussen]

2. Aw, poor boy on the right doesn't have a big gun like the others...

... his mommy must not love him.

-- Mal

[jimfields33]

3. They get a lot of attention

You figure 1 percent of all weddings may do this but yet they get the press the other 99 percent don’t.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. You figure 1% of weddings do THAT?!?

Show your math.

[jimfields33]

16. I suck at math

I guess that’s another horrible guess.

[Mosby]

19. I think it's higher, at least in some states

I was at a wedding were they took pics like that. Just a couple years ago. They think it's funny and think it "triggers libs".



ETA no, they not only are not rednecks, they are a family of multi millionaires.

[FM123]

26. Yep

I am seeing more and more of those kinds of "wedding pictures" online. Maybe they think it's funny maybe they actually love it, IDK

[magicarpet]

4. Really,... PLEASE DO NOT PROCREATE !

The world, the universe, and this galaxy thanks you.

[bronxiteforever]

6. I guess there wasn't much dancing at the wedding.

Hard to do the Cha Cha Slide carrying assault weapons.

[Freedomofspeech]

7. Not uncommon in SW Pennsylvania...

I worked part time at a florist. Once we were asked to turn empty shot gun shells into boutonnieres. The center pieces were beer bottles with a single rose. The flower girl wore that reflective orange. Of course camouflage was the color of the day. We have seen many girls wear camo gowns to the prom. Thank you Duck Dynasty.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

13. Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

[lunasun]

31. that is bizarre ! Camo prom dresses + bullet boutonnires ?.. EEK

[Freedomofspeech]

32. Yes, and I live in the middle of all this crap.

[Fresh_Start]

9. kevlar is so rarely on bridal registries, how novel nt

nt

[Submariner]

10. It's got to be strange going through life

just itching for the chance to shoot someone. Waiting to make some holes in them and probably hoping to watch their target bleed out.

And the worst of it is they're driving next to us on the highway, or standing behind us packing heat at Walmart. Strange times.

[dewsgirl]

17. I often think of this, when I am in traffic/shopping.

[hunter]

11. You ain't nobody without a flame thrower, hand grenades, and anti-aircraft missiles.

And you never know when a briefcase nuke might come in handy.

Just saying...

[Ohiogal]

12. Nothing highlights a romantic occasion like a wedding

Like a bunch of freaks with their kill toys...

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

14. Y'all need to pick a good photographer

Someone skilled enough to not highlight any unfortunate tooth-to-tatoo ratio among the wedding party........or not.

[NecklyTyler]

15. Hey, it's a wedding!

You wear your best clothes.

You wear your best shoes.

You drive your best car.

You bring your best gun.

(The guy with the revolver is obviously an officer because he has a side arm rather than a rifle).

[sdfernando]

18. These are not the brightest tools are they?

Just imagine the massacre that would happen if someone stood and objected?

[Midnight Writer]

20. Woman on the left has her finger on the trigger. She's ready to rock'n'roll.

[smirkymonkey]

21. What the ever loving fuck?

What is wrong with these people? This is just sick!

[Totally Tunsie]

22. Let's hope they're not voters.

You can bet who their candidate would be.

[Major Nikon]

23. ...

[vercetti2021]

24. That's so sweet

I wish the brother and sister happy life

[zanana1]

25. So they can look at their wedding album in 30 years and thin k...

We were so stupid then, weren't we?

[Historic NY]

27. Guns and booze.....

make some fireworks.

[mainstreetonce]

28. Well she picked the right color

for the bridesmaids

[AJT]

29. Well, the wedding picture will look lovely above the mantle.

[NurseJackie]

30. Classy.