Let's say you are at the most important interview of your life. About 3 minutes into the interview..

[LuckyCharms]

you find yourself locked in an embrace while french kissing the interviewer.

The interviewer pulls away from the kiss and says:

"What are you going to do about that fucking horrible breath of yours?"

Is there a standard response that should be given to this question? Is it one of those "trick" interview questions? Is it one of those questions where there is no wrong answer?

[Midnight Writer]

1. It's your story. Respond any way you like.

[LuckyCharms]

2. I was thinking maybe pulling a bottle of

whiskey out of my brief case, chugging the whole thing, and then asking if that helped my breath problem.

[Beakybird]

3. I'd say, I'll steal some toothpaste and have a brush with the law.

[LuckyCharms]

4. I'd say...that smell is an aphrodisiac in my homeland.

[Major Nikon]

5. You immediately tell them to pull your finger

[LuckyCharms]

7. How many times?

[Major Nikon]

10. As many as it takes

[backtoblue]

6. I snotted...lol

Im immature for my age

[Harker]

8. How much do you want the job?

[Harker]

9. And where is it?

[Wounded Bear]

11. Tell them you need the job for the dental insurance...

D'uh.

[Flaleftist]

12. How much does this job pay?