Sleeping with dogs

[TEB]

Well it’s common around here sleeping with boog and our golden retriever. Last night it was just us three as my wife and our boys went to see her mom. We all can’t be alone as we’re a social and loving pack. In bed last night we maneuvered for space we spooned and did furry cuddles. And then someone and it was not the man I claim them had terrible gas around 05:30 and I was up. I’m thinking it was the boog so much for sleeping in.

[hlthe2b]

1. I'd say that's...

unconditional love!

[TEB]

3. Yes exactly

As a dog lover you know and understand I find humor

[cyclonefence]

2. Wait until you get older, TEB

Then you won't be so sure it was the dog that farted you awake.

[TEB]

4. Nah I'm already here according to my wife

[TEB]

5. It was a chili and burrito bender the other week

My wife threatened to exile me to the couch sad thing it was only 3 burritos and two bowls chili I’m losing my stamina

[cyclonefence]

6. It won't require chili or even cabbage

You just stand up to walk to the kitchen--Poot Parade!

[dem4decades]

7. 2 goldens means 2 bedrooms. Just not enough room for 4 on a king.

[TEB]

8. Yup

Boog chocolate lab is around 80 pounds the golden retriever is probably 76 pounds but can they stretch out

[mopinko]

9. nothing like it.

i live alone, and have 2 100# boys who keep me company, and keep me safe. i have a king size bed so they can sleep w me. i'm a small person, so there is plenty of room.
they are cuddlier at nap time than at night, making a tight dog sandwich, each in their chosen warm spots.

i have no idea what i would do w/o them.

[TEB]

10. Awww we send hugs

[mopinko]

11. surprisingly, the bully is rarely gassy. the mutt?

dog eats anything and everything. he is tall, too. no counter is safe.
like a good mutt, he has a cast iron stomach. but once in a while.... yes, i have been awoken early by my nose.

[MLAA]

12. Sounds (smells) like the Boog is also an alarm clock.

Maybe you can set him to go off a little later tomorrow morning!

[TEB]

13. He's a menace to society