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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm on my twelfth day without booze and I've lost the
hearing in my left eye!
Cirque du So-What
(25,923 posts)'will to live.'
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)I know I would say that at day 12.
hlthe2b
(102,205 posts)underpants
(182,739 posts)Moe: Yeah, hi, I'm calling for Reverend Lovejoy. Who is this?
Marge: Oh, well, this is um, the uh ... The Listen Lady.
Moe: Yeah, well listen, lady, I got so many problems I, I don't even know where to begin here.
Marge: Okay ... um, why don't you start from the top?
Moe: All righty. Uh, number one, I've lost the will to live.
Marge: Aw, that's ridiculous, Moe. You've got lots to live for.
Moe: Really? That's not what Reverend Lovejoy's been telling me. Wow, you're good, thanks. [hangs up]
[The phone rings; Moe calls back]
Moe: Hi, it's me again. I've got another problem. Uh, this one's about my cat. [a cat yowls in the background] Yeah, shut up, I'm asking her!
Wounded Bear
(58,634 posts)lying on your right side.