Clean Jokes
I was sleeping when I heard loud knocking on my front door. I looked at the clock and it was 3AM.
I threw on my slippers and a robe and went to the door.
It was almost a blizzard outside and a stranger was soaking wet, freezing and pounding on my door.
I opened the door a crack and said; "buddy, what's wrong"
He said; it's snowing and miserable, I'm stuck, can you please give me a push"?
I said; "dude, it's 3AM in a raging blizzard, I can't come out in this"
He said; "please, I just need a push and I'll get going".
I offered to let him come in and warm up, but he kept insisting that I come out and help him.
Exhausted, I said; " I'm sorry, but I can't help you".
I closed the door and returned to my bed.
My wife heard the commotion and said; "you always talk about how important it is to help those in need". "What kind of example are you setting for our children?"
Ashamed, I threw my robe and slippers back on and went out the front door.
"Mister are you still out here... do you still need a push"?
"Yes" came the response.
"Where are you"? I asked
"Over here on the swing set"
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