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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsOne of the truly worst movies ever made..Worst of the worst.."Plan 9 From Outer Space"
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052077/...directed by, Ed Wood...starring Bela Lugosi....Release date: July 22, 1959 (USA)
I showed it once to an after school Sci Fi club. It was so boring. And very very very....slow, and slower ...and boring................................................and more boring.............But you may like it?????
....Well known as a very lousy film, many say it is the worst....So you have been warned. Here is how not to make a movie. Bela was at the end of his career. Nothing more to say....You may want to show people this one for it is the ....slowest.....most boring ...and perhaps the most stupid movie I have ever seen.
Oh, and did I say it was ......boring?....I need to add this..got some time? Here is the entire movie...Yes, the entire movie....1hour 18minutes...found at YouTube..(takes a moment to appear)
..Plan 9 from Outer Space, ...also called ...Grave Robbers from Outer Space..1hour, 18min
Kablooie
(18,641 posts)Stuart G
(38,448 posts)....Have you seen this work of .....art?........or should I say ....f..rt ? Actually a fart is much better and smells better than this boring...very boring movie....
yellowdogintexas
(22,274 posts)The Hip Pocket Theater presents "Hubcaps Aflame Over Hollywood" which was actually the story of Ed Wood, using 'plan 9' as the framework.
This group is so much fun anyway, live theater in the outdoors, inventive costumes, original scripts, hysterical props and more. If you are ever in Fort Worth in the summer give them a try
This play was so much fun. The title is based on the method Wood used to get the flying saucer effect. True to form, the troupe was crazily creative in all aspects.
kimbutgar
(21,207 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,633 posts)defacto7
(13,485 posts)Maeve
(42,288 posts)It's been done in at least two versions by the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" guys. It is at least hilariously bad, as opposed to the simply bad that are so many movies...and "Can you prove that it didn't happen?"
And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
Stuart G
(38,448 posts)Maeve
(42,288 posts)I find it funny in its silliness (and try it with commentary and/or a group in a humorous mood!)
Stuart G
(38,448 posts)The full movie that you can watch now..is 1 hour and 18 minutes,..see original post..
Maeve
(42,288 posts)My husband and I like laughing at really bad movies and have since college in the 1970's. We taught the kids to crack on the stupid in movies from early on--shower curtains as walls?? Constant switching from daylight to dark?? How about the strings on that flying object!!???
And for sheer silliness, try Pia Zadora's first movie, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"!
SCantiGOP
(13,874 posts)A couple of drinks or a couple of tokes and it is one of the funniest movies you will ever see.
My favorite scene was when someone goes from the main compartment of the space ship to the front cockpit section by pushing aside what is obviously a cheap shower curtain.
Stuart G
(38,448 posts)pansypoo53219
(20,997 posts)Maeve
(42,288 posts)Or watch thru the internet...there is Pluto TV, a free (with commercials) app that has channels devoted to MST3K and Rifftrax. Usually our first stop in the evening when deciding what to watch.
pansypoo53219
(20,997 posts)Maeve
(42,288 posts)Not advertizing. Just passing on a friendly app. Google it
flamin lib
(14,559 posts)Plan 9 was put together from edits to other movies with enough new scenes to loosely stitch the out takes together.
Ed Wood was a strange fellow at best.
Drum
(9,198 posts)...what about the awful Battlefield Earth??
Stuart G
(38,448 posts)I don't think I was paying attention..
SCantiGOP
(13,874 posts)Plan 9 is what you would expect to get if you gave a bunch of 15 year old a bag of weed, a camcorder and a $100 budget.
Rustynaerduwell
(665 posts)The English Patient.
Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)wackadoo wabbit
(1,167 posts)It's not as famous as Plan 9, but it should be. The monster's costume was a gorilla suit bottom and a diver's helmet top. (I vaguely remember reading somewhere that that was because they couldn't afford a full gorilla suit.) I think it was filmed in four days. It really is worth seeing.
I agree, Plan 9 was boring. Robot Monster, on the other hand, was so bad that it was almost good.
Stuart G
(38,448 posts)had a Budget: 16,000 USD
and took in at the box office...........$1,000,000 No, I do not know if this is the truth..
If you google "Robot Monsters" you get the following:
_________________________________________________________________________________________
An alien that looks like a gorilla with a helmet has almost completely wiped out the human species from the face of Earth. As he hunts down the final six survivors, he ends up falling in love with the young woman of the group.
Release date: June 10, 1953 (USA)
Director: Phil Tucker
Budget: 16,000 USD
Box office: 1 million USD
Music composed by: Elmer Bernstein
length: 1hour and 2 minutes.
guess what? You can watch the entire movie,.. Robot Monsters,... at this link:
wackadoo wabbit
(1,167 posts)I haven't seen it in decades. It'll be fun to see if it's really as laughingly bad as I remember.
flotsam
(3,268 posts)According to the Medved brothers' book "The Golden Turkey Awards", director Phil Tucker attempted suicide after the film was released because critical reaction was so negative. He put a gun next to his head, pulled the trigger, and missed.
wackadoo wabbit
(1,167 posts)I know I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
xmas74
(29,676 posts)Manos:Hands of Fate.
wackadoo wabbit
(1,167 posts)I actually did see it, on MST3K. You're right, it was pretty hideous! But Robot Monster still wins, IMHO. C'mon, a gorilla suit with a diver's helmet? And what was up with the dinosaurs fighting at the end?
xmas74
(29,676 posts)If you smoked yourself stupid first.
Docreed2003
(16,878 posts)Manos:Hands of Fate is craptastically bad...but MST3K did a great job with it. That's one of my fave episodes
lastlib
(23,303 posts)Beyond bad. Beyond horrible.
wackadoo wabbit
(1,167 posts)I don't think there was a second date.
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...with fascinating concepts. But it was over the head of most of the reviewers of the time. Hard-core SF fans, on the whole, grokked it. But you have to pay attention.
sdfernando
(4,941 posts)rurallib
(62,451 posts)someone forgot to buy the letters 'et' for the title.
GanjaGrower
(83 posts)Its absolutely hysterical (especially if youre high)
edbermac
(15,947 posts)Id rank it right up there with 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Look at the woman, she can barely keep a straight face.
Sneederbunk
(14,308 posts)aka-chmeee
(1,132 posts)But this is awful!
xmas74
(29,676 posts)Plan 9 is fantastic, if you love Z grade movies. I saw a theatre production of it a few years ago. I laughed so hard I wished I'd worn a maxi pad, if not a Depend. (Ten pound babies play havoc on your bladder.)
Cats was awful. Breaking Dawn was horrid. I've never made it past twenty minutes of The Notebook without passing out and loudly snoring. Plan 9, Santa Claus vs the Martians,etc are all so campy they're hysterical.
Paladin
(28,276 posts)There are plenty of other bad movies that can't make the same claim.
Marthe48
(17,035 posts)knowing it was one of the worst movies ever made. We bought some beer and watched it for laughs. Watched the Ed Wood movie when it came out, too.
When I was a teenager, I'd stay up all night on Fridays and watch monster movies on CBS in Cleveland. The movies were first hosted by Ghoulardi, (claim to fame: my Mom went to school with him) and later by Hoolihan and Big Chuck. Their short videos between the movies were super popular. Everyone liked the Kielbasi Kid. You can see some of the silliness if you search You Tube.
Thanks for jarring loose some memories
First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...stuck in a piece of god-awful tripe. "Plan 9" has camp entertainment value. "Monsignor" is like being trapped in an elevator with Donald Trump for three hours.
a kennedy
(29,711 posts)I loved that movie.
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Stuart G
(38,448 posts)I do like the idea of "exploding birds"
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underpants
(182,904 posts)Just indiscriminately firing handguns into the air and never reloading.
The clapping scene.
underpants
(182,904 posts)Searching through YouTube I found there there was a Birdemic 3.
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Paladin
(28,276 posts)Worst movie I've ever seen. Gore Vidal rightfully disowned this sick attempt at bringing his novel to the screen.
The only movie I've ever been to where people coming out of the prior showing, were begging, pleading with those of us waiting to go in, to get our money back. Wish I'd taken that advice, rather than seeing it.
I give you
SeattleVet
(5,479 posts)A full-blown case-study in bad acting, scriptwriting, directing, and editing.