House keeping tip:

[yortsed snacilbuper]

Always keep get well cards on the table,
if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

[applegrove]

1. I have a plaque on my front hall closet door that says: "you can touch the dust -

but please don't write in it".

[SunSeeker]

4. LOL

[SunSeeker]

7. Damn, says the link doesn't exist.

[applegrove]

8. Oh well. I'll sign up with photobucket. They at least work. Not tonight though.

[SunSeeker]

9. Photobucket charges now. Imgur is still free. nt

[applegrove]

10. Thanks.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

15. If you must write in it, please leave don't write the year.

[3catwoman3]

20. I had that same sign for ages.

Before kids, I called it “The Working Woman’s Motto.” After kids, it became “The working Woman’s Motto.”

[applegrove]

21. Oh that is funny.

[Skittles]

2. HEH

[silverweb]

3. Brilliant!

[Jane Austin]

5. Too funny!

Thanks for that!

[calimary]

11. LOL!

[lillypaddle]

12. I like it!

[zanana1]

13. Put your vacuum cleaner in the middle of your living room.

It'll look like you were about to clean.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. My vacuum cleaner always resides in the middle of the living room.

That way if I feel motivated to vacuum it's right there. Or if someone comes over they'll think I was just about to vacuum, which I probably wasn't.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. Ha!

[Wounded Bear]

16. I'd have to clear a space on the table...

[liberalla]

17. Good one!

[rurallib]

18. Why I come to the Lounge: Practical advice for real life.