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https://www.pastichepost.com/2019/05/14/pro-maga-musician-drops-new-country-single-and-video-i-fk-the-flag/COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE A pro-Trump singer/songwriter on the Confederate Records label has released a new single that is already climbing the country and incestuous adult contemporary charts. Jethro Bohiggins, known around the country as a big, MAGA supporting right-wing YouTube and podcast star, is also a country musician. His new album, Freedom, Guns, Liberty, and Firearms, will be released later this year, but Bohiggins released the first single from it a couple of weeks ago. (I Love My Country So Much I) Fuck the Flag, is a full throated country power ballad. Bohiggins, announcing the release on his podcast, said that fans should expect a whole album of songs like Fuck the Flag, which he calls his first real attempt at patrioerotica music.
Thats music that makes you so love America so much you get so horny you cant help yourself, and you have to rub your genitals on Old Glory, Bohiggins said. I dont think there are enough people living in America today who truly, truly love her like I love her, and so I wanted to write a song that inspired people to dig in, and really fall head over balls in love with America. The lyrics of the song are quite evocative, which Bohiggins credits for why the song seems to be resonating with country fans.
Look, it aint a lie. When I sing that freedom gets me hard, it does. I think you can hear the freedom boner in my pants on that track, Bohiggins said. Which would make sense because I was rubbing and tugging on it through pretty much every take. Recording the song took about six months, Jethro says, because he wasnt able to find anyone in his area to record it with.
All my musician friends seemed to have other things to do whenever Id ask them about working with on this song with me, Bohiggins explained. So at some point I had to pull up my bootstraps, pull down my pants, and fuck that flag, know what I mean? I mean I literally fucked a flag before writing it, in case I wasnt clear enough. Bohiggins understands that his song aint gonna be everyones cup o moonshine. I know libtards dont even understand what its like to admire or respect America, you know, because they all, every single one of them, hate America, Bohiggins said. So thats why I sing about prayin to God to kill libtards. Imagine how much more betterer this country would be if everyone in it got so hard-up about it that we were surrounded by pantless flag fuckers? Excuse me while I wipe this tear out of my eye at the thought, fam.
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Pro-MAGA Musician Drops New Country Single/Video: "I Love My Country So Much I Fuck The Flag" (Original Post)
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Feb 2020
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mzmolly
(50,980 posts)1. I'm guessing that's all the
action he gets? 🤢
TwilightZone
(25,430 posts)2. Ah, satire.
Though, it's getting harder to tell the truly nutty from the intentionally nutty anymore.
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)3. Christ. You can imagine what his concert crowds would be like.
ornotna
(10,795 posts)4. Soon to be playing at a tRump rally near you.
Those pinheads will think it's the real thing.
Karadeniz
(22,475 posts)5. Speechless.
Jarqui
(10,122 posts)7. A picture says 1000 words ...
lunasun
(21,646 posts)8. Hilarious . I saw this video somewhere before and I love his attire too
Thanks for the interview never saw that and funny website
Magats may actually think its for them because well ...
NOW with 100% more freedom 😹
Go Jethro
Initech
(100,043 posts)9. I was going to say this had to be a joke, right?
sakabatou
(42,141 posts)10. Hard to tell satire from the real thing these days
lillypaddle
(9,580 posts)11. oh god.