Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 30

[red dog 1]

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1) "Why, Ralph?" (answered)

2) "Bubbles, give me the cat back!" (answered)

3) "You know Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!"

4) "No Coke, Pepsi." (answered)

5) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones!"

6) "Let's go buy a boat!"

7) "A man's bar is his castle!"

8) "Tris, there's vomit all over the passenger seat!"

9) "I don't know anyone named Heywood Jablome"

10) "As we say in the sewer, 'Here's mud in your eye'!" (answered)

11) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!"

12) "I'm sorry, I don't speak 'maid'!"

13) "Can't you see that Al?" (answered)

14) "Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"

15) "Oh my god, I'm GORGEOUS!!" (answered)

16) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

17) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

18) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!" (answered)

19) "I don't mean to panic anyone, but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"

20) "I know you...Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"

21) "I lie every second of the day..My whole life is a sham!" (answered)

22) "I lost my shoe!"

23) "That breeze is a blessing."

24) "I saw Jane die!"

25) "I don't have to fall asleep after sex; I WANT to fall asleep after sex, I welcome the darkness!" (answered)

26) "A hula-hoop he wants!"

27) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"




More TV show lines from Part 29:
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[Laelth]

1. "No, Mr. Kitty. That's my pot pie!"

-Laelth

[leftieNanner]

2. Goodness me! I only have one

#4 is SNL - the cheeseburger - cheeseburger - cheeseburger sketch. "No fries. Cheeps."

[red dog 1]

9. Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!

You got it!

[leftieNanner]

11. I wish I knew how to spell cheeseburger

The way they said it on the skit. Cheesebourgeh. No Coke Petsi. No Fr(rolled R)ies Cheeps.

[red dog 1]

18. I just found that there's something called "cheeseburger soup"

[Just_Vote_Dem]

3. #21 should be Trump n/t

[red dog 1]

10. + 1

[Harker]

4. 2. Trailer Park Boys...

7. Cheers?

[red dog 1]

13. You got # 2 right

7 isn't Cheers

(Good guess, though)

[musette_sf]

5. # 10, The Honeymooners

[leftieNanner]

12. Norton!

Of Course! I should have known that.

[red dog 1]

14. Ding!

Love that show!

[musette_sf]

6. # 21, Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

15. You got it!

George Costanza line.

[musette_sf]

7. # 25, Married With Children

[red dog 1]

16. Ding!

(You gotta love Al Bundy)

[Wolf Frankula]

8. No. 4 Is Saturday Night Live

The Greek restaurant sketch.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

17. You got it, Wolf!

[red dog 1]

19. "You're a library cop and your name is Bookman?"

[Zoonart]

27. Seinfeld.

[red dog 1]

35. Yes, a Kramer line.

[red dog 1]

20. "An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure."

[red dog 1]

21. "My name might as well be Fatty McButterpants!"

[red dog 1]

22. "Big steps and little 'uns"

(British)

[red dog 1]

23. "Heck no - We won't go!"

[red dog 1]

24. "And now, here he is...'Gene, Gene, The Dancing Machine'!"

[Zoonart]

26. The Gong Show?

[red dog 1]

34. Correctamundo!

(I loved watching that dumb show)

[Roland99]

25. #7. Cheers?

[red dog 1]

36. Nope, good guess though

[Zoonart]

28. "Well Gooooooleeee."

[Angleae]

29. Gomer Pyle, USMC

[Zoonart]

32. You got it.

[Angleae]

30. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

[red dog 1]

33. WKRP

Episode called "Turkeys Away" I think.

[Angleae]

39. That's it.

[Angleae]

31. But someone has to pay for what's happened here, and I don't want that someone to be me.

[Sanity Claws]

37. #1 Why Ralph?

That sounds what Alice would say to Ralph on The Honeymooners.

[red dog 1]

38. You got it!

[Angleae]

40. Is #13 Married with Children?

[red dog 1]

41. It is.

[red dog 1]

42. "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!"

[Angleae]

43. South park

[red dog 1]

45. Of course!

[Angleae]

44. This is my boomstick!!

[red dog 1]

46. "You know, we're quite a team.. Like Jake & the Fatman..Needless to say, I'm Jake!"

[red dog 1]

47. "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced"

[red dog 1]

48. "They're real...and they're spectacular!"

[Clash City Rocker]

52. Seinfeld, twice

[red dog 1]

66. You got it!..You got it!

[red dog 1]

49. "They're minerals, Marie! Jesus!"

[backtoblue]

72. Everybody loves Raymond?

[red dog 1]

73. Nope

(It's not from a sit-com)

[red dog 1]

50. "The other kids used to call me 'shoe-booty'."

[Faux pas]

80. Archie Bunker

[red dog 1]

83. You saw that episode?

(just curious)

[Faux pas]

84. Yep

the original showing. It stuck in my head because that was the first, maybe only time, Archie showed any vulnerability.

[red dog 1]

85. Wasn't that the time Archie & Mike were locked in the basement together?

(I think they found a bottle of Polish vodka down there too)

[jls4561]

51. Is #15 River Song from "Let's Kill Hitler"? Dr Who

If not, it should be.

[red dog 1]

59. No, it's from "3rd Rock From the Sun"

[Clash City Rocker]

53. #5 is My Name Is Earl

I feel like this comes up in every thread like this. Not that I mind, I loved that show.

[red dog 1]

57. Correct!

(I guess I need to use other lines from that great TV show)

[Clash City Rocker]

54. #15 is Third Rock from the Sun

Lithgow is a genius,

[red dog 1]

58. You got it!

I agree with you about John Lithgow.

[Clash City Rocker]

55. #18 is, I believe, from the Sopranos

[red dog 1]

56. It is!

[The Magistrate]

60. View Count Was 666, So I Just Had To Look

But here is a line from a TV show someone will probably get soon enough....

"World goin' one way, people another."

[wackadoo wabbit]

61. #12 Arrested Development

I'm pretty sure that's a Lucille Bluth line.

[red dog 1]

67. Nope

[red dog 1]

62. "Doug, he's five!"

[red dog 1]

63. "Al doesn't like me blowing smoke in his eggs..What am I supposed to do?..Stop smoking?"

[red dog 1]

64. "It was just me and my computer...and the girls from Planet Slut"

(F/X TV series)

[red dog 1]

65. "How was the Junior Chipmunks meeting, dear?'

[elleng]

68. "What's next?"

[red dog 1]

69. "Well he's just not the right guy for you, but you'll find someone...I mean, just look at you:

those legs, that hair.."

[Angleae]

70. But someone has to pay for what's happened here, and I don't want that someone to be me.

[red dog 1]

71. "You're killing independent George!"

[red dog 1]

74. "Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns!

[red dog 1]

75. "Like ships that clash in the night!"

[Buckeye_Democrat]

76. #3: Bob Newhart?

[red dog 1]

77. Nope

It's from a '90's sit-com

[neeksgeek]

78. #9

9) "I don't know anyone named Heywood Jablome"

The Simpsons!

[red dog 1]

79. Did they say that on The Simpsons?

It's actually an old joke..but the TV show I'm looking for is a made-for-cable drama that had some funny moments.

[Faux pas]

81. Fornicate you

and the caballo you rode in on.

[red dog 1]

82. "I'll have a big salad"

[red dog 1]

86. "Hold the water!"

[red dog 1]

87. "The Chinaman is not the issue here!"

[jmowreader]

88. You're a brilliant, talented, drunken surgeon.

[red dog 1]

91. Mash?

[jmowreader]

93. It was.

[JustGene]

89. " It is Baloon! "

[red dog 1]

90. Welcome to DU!

[red dog 1]

92. "Mother? Our mother? The mother downstairs? Jessica? The redhead?"

[JustGene]

94. Soap?

[red dog 1]

95. You got it!

A truly great TV show....ahead of it's time, imo.

[red dog 1]

96. "I'm just a kid, sir."

[red dog 1]

97. "Mulva?"

[red dog 1]

98. "Honey, if I wanted a doctor in the family, I would have made a boy!"

[Angleae]

99. How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?

[red dog 1]

100. "Stifle yourself!"

[red dog 1]

101. "Something just came out of the back of the helicopter! It's, uh, a dark object. Perhaps a

skydiver."

[Angleae]

102. WKRP

[red dog 1]

103. You got it!

"Turkey's Away" episode.

[red dog 1]

104. "Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey"

[red dog 1]

105. "You snobs! You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted upper class piles of pus!"

[red dog 1]

106. "Good day! And may the good news be yours."

[GoCubsGo]

107. #3--"Laugh-In"?

[red dog 1]

108. Nope

(Good guess, though)
It's from a '90's sit-com

[red dog 1]

109. "I said 'booger' on the air."

[Angleae]

110. WKRP

[red dog 1]

112. Yes!

[Wolf Frankula]

111. 14 is Seinfeld

No it's Latvian Orthodox.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

117. Yep!

[red dog 1]

113. "Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today"

[red dog 1]

114. "That breeze is a blessing!"

[red dog 1]

115. "Grab the bull by the corns"

[red dog 1]

116. "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!!"