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Coventina

(27,120 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2020, 02:49 PM Mar 2020

My doctor said I had to pee in a cup.

He got really mad when I used his coffee mug.

(apologies to Lucky Charms!)

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My doctor said I had to pee in a cup. (Original Post) Coventina Mar 2020 OP

Omg it's a copycat! MLAA Mar 2020 #1

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! Coventina Mar 2020 #2

Bad news Coventina underpants Mar 2020 #3

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Took me a while, but I finally got it! Coventina Mar 2020 #7

Lol..I'm sure he'll be honored. dewsgirl Mar 2020 #4

You need never apologize to luckycharms. Harker Mar 2020 #5

Ha! True! 😊 MLAA Mar 2020 #6

My doctor held out a cup and asked me if I could fill it. Ron Obvious Mar 2020 #8

Take one of those little cans of apple juice LuckyCharms Mar 2020 #9

MLAA

(17,296 posts)

1. Omg it's a copycat!

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 02:50 PM

Mar 2020

You nailed the impersonation beautifully!

Coventina

(27,120 posts)

2. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Reply to MLAA (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 02:50 PM

Mar 2020

underpants

(182,823 posts)

3. Bad news Coventina

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 02:52 PM

Mar 2020

23 and Me results say you are really from Brazil

Coventina

(27,120 posts)

7. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Took me a while, but I finally got it!

Reply to underpants (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 03:31 PM

Mar 2020

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)

4. Lol..I'm sure he'll be honored.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 02:52 PM

Mar 2020

Harker

(14,019 posts)

5. You need never apologize to luckycharms.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 02:57 PM

Mar 2020

Really.

MLAA

(17,296 posts)

6. Ha! True! 😊

Reply to Harker (Reply #5)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 03:13 PM

Mar 2020

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

8. My doctor held out a cup and asked me if I could fill it.

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 04:29 PM

Mar 2020

Not from here, I said.

Sorry, ancient joke.

LuckyCharms

(17,441 posts)

9. Take one of those little cans of apple juice

Reply to Coventina (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2020, 05:07 PM

Mar 2020

into the bathroom with you.

Instead of peeing in the cup, pour the apple juice into it.

Just before handing the cup back to the nurse, snatch back and drink it.

Freaks 'em out.

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