Doctor asked me if I was sexually active.

[LuckyCharms]

I said "Well, I wouldn't really call it "active".

"What do you mean?" he said.

I told him I move as little as possible while praying for it to be over soon.

[Turbineguy]

1. I take a more judicial view.

Motive and opportunity.

[Shrike47]

2. Are you female? I had assumed otherwise all this time.

[sorcrow]

3. Honey, what would you do ....

Honey, what would you do if I started smoking?

Reckon, I'd slow down and use more lube.

Regards,
Crow

[customerserviceguy]

4. Reminds me

of a trip a couple of decades ago, when I went to give blood, the tech asked me, "Have you ever exchanged sex for money?" My answer: "Are we including child support?"

[Chainfire]

5. I had a former boss that

described alimony and child support as "the screwing you get for the screwing you got."

[NNadir]

11. I feel kind of dull - in a good way - whenever I give blood.

If I donated once, I've donated 50 times, but they ask the questions every time.

Do they really expect me to be less dull after all this time.

[Chainfire]

6. My doctor once asked,

"The last time you had sex were you with someone or were you alone?"

[Skittles]

8. ha!

Doctor: How many sex partners have you had in recent years?

Man: Including my wife?

Doctor: Yes

Man: NONE

[Skittles]

7. it's over quicker the more ACTIVE you are

[LuckyCharms]

9. It is?

I'll give that a try...but I'm still skeptical.

[ironflange]

10. Doctor asked that of me, too, recently. My response?