A beautiful woman tried to seduce me once, and I messed it up. Missed my chance.

[LuckyCharms]

I was in a coffee shop using my laptop.

An absolutely GORGEOUS woman approached me and asked me if I would like some company.

Took me completely by surprise.

We made some small talk, and she kept moving closer to me, which made me a little nervous.

She started giving me these sexy looks and leaned over and whispered in my ear "You seem like you like to take it nice and slow."

The only thing I could think of to say was "Is it because I'm using Internet Explorer"?

[In_The_Wind]

1. .

You blew it.

[lastlib]

8. shoulda had Firefox......jus' sayin'...........

[In_The_Wind]

9. hot stuff

[unblock]

2. No loss. Nerds are way better in bed.

[NNadir]

10. Thank you. I'll ask my wife if she agrees. n/t.

[rickford66]

3. I missed a couple cues way back when.

Luckily, I picked up on the ones that counted.

[jrandom421]

4. I blew it, but she gave me another chance

After I really misread what she wanted, she said "Okay, let's do a warm reboot and start over." Thankfully I got it right that time, and we've been together for over 25 years.

[Polybius]

5. I guess she would love me

I'm still on Netscape Navigator and Windows 98.

[DFW]

6. Beautiful women NEVER tried to seduce me

I got very lucky once back in 1974, and never looked back.

[Major Nikon]

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