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Recursion

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Thu Apr 2, 2020, 01:57 PM Apr 2020

Do you hear that, Fezzig? That is the sound of ultimate suffering

My heart made that sound the night I asked my wife "do you want fries?" and she said "no, I don't think I want fries" and I was like "but are you sure you don't want fries? Because I want my whole order of fries" and she said "no really I think I just want the burger" and I said "OK I'm gonna order fries but I want all of the fries in the basket" and she was like "no problem I really just want a burger and a small green salad tonight" and then when my basket of fries came she ate some of my fries.

The man in black makes it now.

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Do you hear that, Fezzig? That is the sound of ultimate suffering (Original Post) Recursion Apr 2020 OP
Husbands all across the land weep with you in solidarity genxlib Apr 2020 #1
I've been married twice and divorced twice. NOW ALL THE FRIES ARE MINE!!! abqtommy Apr 2020 #2

genxlib

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1. Husbands all across the land weep with you in solidarity
Thu Apr 2, 2020, 02:01 PM
Apr 2020

Bonus points for the Princess Bride reference.

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