Leaving my house feels like I'm on a supply run in an episode of The Walking Dead! 🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[gibraltar72]

1. You are.

[TEB]

2. I'm heading out later

Lock and loaded with a cold coke probably see zombie trump supporters

[Ohiogal]

4. That house down the road from me

STILL has two Trump yard signs proudly on display

Mind boggling guess they don’t mind advertising their stupidity

[TEB]

5. Can you shit in paper bag

And ring their doorbell Floyd I can help

[Ohiogal]

6. How about dog shit

Easier to bag up and we have plenty

[TEB]

8. Awesome idea

[samnsara]

3. i know!! me too!!!! i send hubby out because he has to be exposed to the public 3 days a week..

....so I figure hes perfected the hunt and gather skills better than I have. We have to travel the 12 miles into town to get a laptop he ordered and the post office required a signature or something..doesnt make sense as we have a HUGE bin for rural deliveries... Do we dare venture into a grocery store to top off our supplies?

I read dont wear gloves into the grocery store as the latex hangs on to germs..esp if you touch fresh food..

use a bag for veggies to cover the handle of the cart..

try not to scratch that itch on your nose...

[underpants]

7. Make sure you bring your crossbow

🏹

[kairos12]

10. I was thinking a katana.

[NightWatcher]

9. When you go out you are walking among dead people who don't know it yet

This is our zombie apocalypse.

[Kaleva]

11. The episodes where the characters face shortages of butt wipe are Nostradamusesque.

[sl8]

12. Don't worry, Floyd, they're looking for brains.