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Beakybird

(3,332 posts)
Fri Apr 3, 2020, 11:48 AM Apr 2020

Measly humor

It was the height of the depression. My mom, who was six, came home and cried out, "Momma! Pappa! All my friends have the measles."
Her parents looked at her grimly, and her mother said, "I don't care what your friends have. We can't afford it."

I have a bunch of other measles jokes, but you vaccinated folk won't get them.

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Measly humor (Original Post) Beakybird Apr 2020 OP
Hey! I'm vaccinated, gimme some more jokes! pnwest Apr 2020 #1
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