Ok, I'm really starting to get very sick of these advertisements from the big

[a kennedy]

company’s with their soft music, hopeful messaging, and we’re here for you shit. Sorry, I’m still NOT buying what they’re selling. Ugh........ or is it just me??

[Afromania]

1. no, I'm right there with you

lemme add to that the emails every company has been sending out about how they are here to help you during this time of need with their app. Help you do things like buy their china made wares or make sure you can pay your bills this month from the comfort of your couch with money you may, or may not, have.

[Newest Reality]

2. Yup.

What I hear in corporate sales speak is:

We here at Bucksco care about our customers, (our profits) and our employees, (our profits) and make the finest widgets, (profits) possible for the benefit of everyone, (our shareholders) so watch this little girl swing happily while a puppy jumps around with joy and we play some nice music and show you silly slogans to get you to stay asleep and buy something RIGHT NOW! [Flashing lights and starburst patterns]

[Shermann]

3. WeatherTech car mats will save us from coronavirus

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According to their new ads.

Something about being easily disinfected as compared to those "other" contaminated carpeted mats.