Unfortunately, I know of only one type of mask that is fully protective

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I don't know where to order one. though:

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1. ACME has them

Two day free shipping. But wait, if you act now....

[DFW]

2. I had no idea

Do they deliver to Düsseldorf?

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3. Is that a new name for Trump?

[DFW]

4. I hope not

Düsseldorf is where I currently live

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5. Of course you are correct

I was thinking of Doofus Dork.

Everybody knows that Dusseldorf is the capital of Minnesota.

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6. Only if "Minnesota" is a new slang expression for "Nordrhein-Westfalen."

Not that I'm discounting the possibility, you understand............

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7. There ain't such words as them

You need to be using spell check.....

By the way, just so you know, while I am pulling your leg, I love and respect our German neighbors. My Grandmother's parents were German and she learned to speak English in Grammar School. She was born on a wagon train, in Wyoming, on the way to California. She was from very hardy stock as she lived to 104.