In light of Trump's medical advice,

[Brainstormy]

I've had a few ideas of my own. I mean,
What have you got to lose?

Possible Coronavirus cures.

• Mix a vodka and Draino cocktail
• Kiss the license plate of a moving bus.
• Take a friendly swim with a copperhead
• Use leeches to suck out the poison
• Take a long hot bath with an electric appliance.
• Spend a lot of time in a crowded church, hugging, holding hands,
and, of course, praying

[Newest Reality]

1. I hear

I hear the Quicksilver Cocktail is also an amazing, miracle curative:

1 part rum
1 part mercury
A dash of radiator fluid to taste, for sweetness.

Pour over ice, shake and Voila!

[NotASurfer]

2. And sunlight

It kills the virus.

Stand outside and stare directly into the sun for two hours a day to prevent infection or treat existing infections

That oughta do it