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My wife texted me this a bit ago, I LoL'd (Original Post) denbot Apr 2020 OP
Love this cate94 Apr 2020 #1
"He's a Web Designer." dchill Apr 2020 #2
My mind automatically corrected that soldierant Apr 2020 #9
"I thinl I just barked at a squirrel " backtoblue Apr 2020 #3
The fridge, "What the hell do you want now!" sarge43 Apr 2020 #12
Love it. PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2020 #4
I have to admit that murielm99 Apr 2020 #5
Personally, I am not minding the enforced cooking. PoindexterOglethorpe Apr 2020 #7
I've been stuck on day 4 so long I'm wearing old favorites again. In_The_Wind Apr 2020 #6
Introverts are having a much easier time Warpy Apr 2020 #8
When an extrovert gets quarantined with an introvert. keithbvadu2 Apr 2020 #10
Perfect! Warpy Apr 2020 #13
Social distancing with rubber duckies sarge43 Apr 2020 #11
That's hilarious! TomSlick Apr 2020 #14
Glad you enjoyed it. sarge43 Apr 2020 #15
James Veitch is a scream Leith Apr 2020 #16
He is that sarge43 Apr 2020 #17

soldierant

(6,873 posts)
9. My mind automatically corrected that
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 03:46 AM
Apr 2020

to "She's a Web Designer," but my mind was probably wrong, and basing the thought more on mythology than biology.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,857 posts)
4. Love it.
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 03:00 AM
Apr 2020

I have actually seen a number of those already, but each and every one is still amusing.

I think my personal favorite is Day 8.

Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

So true.

murielm99

(30,740 posts)
5. I have to admit that
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 03:23 AM
Apr 2020

I am very tired of cooking. And we have only been on Stay at Home for a little over two weeks. We were self-sequestering a bit before that, though.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,857 posts)
7. Personally, I am not minding the enforced cooking.
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 03:38 AM
Apr 2020

I am a decent cook but more to the point I tend to really like my own cooking. Right now I probably have at least two weeks food in my refrigerator and freezer, and even more in supplies. And I have not been hoarding at all. It is important to note that I live alone, so it's every easy to create a lot of meals for me. Plus, while I am not exactly Miss Twiggy, I don't have very much of an appetite, so not very much food goes a very long way.

A couple of days ago I made pizza from scratch, and still have two meals worth in the freezer. Yesterday I baked an eye of round and it will give me more meals than I will probably be able to consume, meaning at least five. If I can correctly use my bread machine (it's a relatively new one that I hadn't used in about two years and so screwed up the bread baking three days ago) one loaf of bread will be quite a few meals. I do have some bacon and eggs to use up.

For me, the not being able to go out is not much more than a nuisance, since I'm pretty good at cooking for myself. I do appreciate that for many others it is more of a hardship. I do hope that being able to do carry out at local restaurants is helpful.

Yesterday I was able to get together with a couple of friends. We ordered carry out from a local restaurant, and I will say that it was a distinct pleasure to eat something not of my own cooking for the first time in more than two weeks.

Warpy

(111,260 posts)
8. Introverts are having a much easier time
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 03:45 AM
Apr 2020

When people asked me when I was a kid what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered "rich recluse." Well, thanks to this virus, I got the "recluse" part and can feel really pious while I do it.

When new cases level off and restrictions are eased a bit, we introverts will sally forth with fully recharged batteries while the extroverts are hung over and distinctly frayed around the edges.

Warpy

(111,260 posts)
13. Perfect!
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 03:19 PM
Apr 2020

Online friends who live alone are wishing broken fingers onto quarantined extroverts with telephonitis.

I just shut the damned thing off.

sarge43

(28,941 posts)
17. He is that
Wed Apr 8, 2020, 04:52 PM
Apr 2020

I'm relieved he uses his powers for good, not evil.

What may happen when you annoy him.

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