My wife texted me this a bit ago, I LoL'd

[denbot]

[cate94]

1. Love this

Thanks for the laughs!😂😂😂

[dchill]

2. "He's a Web Designer."

Guffaw!

[soldierant]

9. My mind automatically corrected that

to "She's a Web Designer," but my mind was probably wrong, and basing the thought more on mythology than biology.

[backtoblue]

3. "I thinl I just barked at a squirrel "

[sarge43]

12. The fridge, "What the hell do you want now!"

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. Love it.

I have actually seen a number of those already, but each and every one is still amusing.

I think my personal favorite is Day 8.

Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

So true.

[murielm99]

5. I have to admit that

I am very tired of cooking. And we have only been on Stay at Home for a little over two weeks. We were self-sequestering a bit before that, though.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

7. Personally, I am not minding the enforced cooking.

I am a decent cook but more to the point I tend to really like my own cooking. Right now I probably have at least two weeks food in my refrigerator and freezer, and even more in supplies. And I have not been hoarding at all. It is important to note that I live alone, so it's every easy to create a lot of meals for me. Plus, while I am not exactly Miss Twiggy, I don't have very much of an appetite, so not very much food goes a very long way.

A couple of days ago I made pizza from scratch, and still have two meals worth in the freezer. Yesterday I baked an eye of round and it will give me more meals than I will probably be able to consume, meaning at least five. If I can correctly use my bread machine (it's a relatively new one that I hadn't used in about two years and so screwed up the bread baking three days ago) one loaf of bread will be quite a few meals. I do have some bacon and eggs to use up.

For me, the not being able to go out is not much more than a nuisance, since I'm pretty good at cooking for myself. I do appreciate that for many others it is more of a hardship. I do hope that being able to do carry out at local restaurants is helpful.

Yesterday I was able to get together with a couple of friends. We ordered carry out from a local restaurant, and I will say that it was a distinct pleasure to eat something not of my own cooking for the first time in more than two weeks.

[In_The_Wind]

6. I've been stuck on day 4 so long I'm wearing old favorites again.

[Warpy]

8. Introverts are having a much easier time

When people asked me when I was a kid what I wanted to be when I grew up, I answered "rich recluse." Well, thanks to this virus, I got the "recluse" part and can feel really pious while I do it.

When new cases level off and restrictions are eased a bit, we introverts will sally forth with fully recharged batteries while the extroverts are hung over and distinctly frayed around the edges.

[keithbvadu2]

10. When an extrovert gets quarantined with an introvert.

https://i.imgur.com/nY247dW.mp4

The hunter instinct might kick in.

[Warpy]

13. Perfect!

Online friends who live alone are wishing broken fingers onto quarantined extroverts with telephonitis.

I just shut the damned thing off.

[sarge43]

11. Social distancing with rubber duckies

Something to do while in lock down

[TomSlick]

14. That's hilarious!

[sarge43]

15. Glad you enjoyed it.

The music makes it.

[Leith]

16. James Veitch is a scream

He has a couple more on YouTube. His response to email spam is classic.

[sarge43]

17. He is that

I'm relieved he uses his powers for good, not evil.

What may happen when you annoy him.