I got dressed up and went out this morning

[spinbaby]

Nowadays that means putting on the sweat pants that look least like I slept in them, and going out front to bring in the trash cans.

[Shermann]

1. At least you don't need a mask for that trip

Or DO you?

[Tikki]

2. When I walk the dog in the neighborhood...it reminds me of Christmas morning..the dads and kids

playing out front or in the cul-de-sacs in their pajamas with the cool toys or sport games.

Tikki
Have yet to come into anything close to 6ft. of another dog walker, jogger or stroller.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. My entire "beauty" routine has degenerated to dragging a comb through my hair

once a day. I haven't put any makeup on in 3 weeks.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Wow!

Me neither!

[Arkansas Granny]

9. Oh, c'mon, Floyd. Not even lip gloss?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. Okay! Busted! 💄

[Shermann]

5. Pics?

[Arkansas Granny]

7. You've got to be kidding. I scare myself when I look in the mirror. 😱

My first thought is "What's that old woman doing in my bathroom and how did she get there?"

[Shermann]

11. Alrighty then

You don't get to see my hair after I cut it myself.

[Arkansas Granny]

12. It's a deal.

[Bev54]

6. Going out means having to put on a bra now

[Arkansas Granny]

8. I know. Really makes you feel dressed up.

[Coventina]

10. All I can say, is that it's a good thing I'm married.

Otherwise, who knows when I would have last showered.

I never knew there was such an inner slob lurking inside of me.

[Skittles]

14. OK I have to ask

what exactly is stopping you from dressing normally