A little humor for these awful covid19 days:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!

Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!

Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??

Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!

Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!

Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.

Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.

Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.

Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the heck do you want now?”

Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.

Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.

Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.

Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

[underpants]

1. Da doom psssh!

Very funny

[Karadeniz]

2. Little humor? I was laughing out loud and crying...can I send it to our tiny paper?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Of course! A friend of mine sent it to me! It's hilarious!

[GP6971]

3. Thanks for the humor!!

We have a surplus wine supply...the 3 kids and the adult grand kids haven't been around for 3 weeks!

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Thanks, Peggy. I needed that.

[lunasun]

5. Needed thanks

[First Speaker]

6. Thanks for some laughs...

...they're needed. As for meals...I can mess up a can of Campbell's tomato soup. You can imagine how I'm doing...

[qwlauren35]

7. You are missing Day 16

Day 16-learned coffee filters and dryer sheets twice as absorbent as toilet paper

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. I posted it as it came to me!

That is a great addition!

[niyad]

10. Many thanks, Peggy. I needed laughs today.

Be safe and well.