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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI got a hold of a supply of toilet paper!
I was gassing up my car when, on a whim, I went into the station's convenience store and found a shelf with about three packages left.
Now I have to tell the families of the other contenders that they fought bravely, but ultimately lost out to me.
Just kidding. I took one package (because I'm not an asshole), and I'm hoping that will last us until the lock-down ends.
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Go buy a lotto ticket?
calguy
(5,306 posts)You could wipe yourself out. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
underpants
(182,788 posts)SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)Be sure to use both sides!
Hey, neighbor!
SalmonChantedEvening
(31,951 posts)Aristus
(66,328 posts)Not so much anymore...
Cirque du So-What
(25,932 posts)when I would spin the TP roll like it was the wheel of fortune. Now it's like I'm cracking a safe.
diva77
(7,640 posts)your description and...use of "crack" as some sort of obtuse pun.
TexasTowelie
(112,150 posts)there are actually six faces to use for wiping: front, back, and the four edges.
If you thought you overpaid, think about the bargain you finagled if you use all six faces.
Blue Owl
(50,356 posts)n/t
safeinOhio
(32,674 posts)by flipping it over and using the other side.
beaglelover
(3,469 posts)Ralphs on Friday that they had TP! It was the Kroger brand stuff but beggars cant be choosers!! So nice to have a supply of TP for several weeks!!
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Then, if you use both sides...
DFW
(54,369 posts)He said Germans were hoarding toilet paper and cheese crackers, and that the French were hoarding red wine and condoms.
Whatever you think need for survival, I guess.